An Open Letter to Edward Snowden
Edward Snowden: (can I call you Ed?)
Ed, you suck. I don’t think there are adjectives enough to express this.
Now, I have a BA and MS, and I am making HALF of what you were when you decided to become a traitor.
And you leaked info that has been in the clear for 7 goddamn years. Where were you? Were you not paying attention?
About the only thing you brought to light was the UNCLASSFIED project management tool called PRISM.
Eddie-kins, you’re a shitty spy.
And then you fled to CHINA and then RUSSIA. For Christ’s sake — if someone offered this as a spy story, and editor would shoot it down.
You’re pathetic, and I hope you rot in that airport.