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1 CuriousLurker  Tue, Jul 16, 2013 2:59:22pm

Hahahahahahaha… *wipes tears from eyes*

Not only that, President Obama probably authorized the NSA to include tiny mics & cameras to spy on you, and then in November 2016—when he abolishes elections and proclaims himself Dear Leader for life—the special super-GPS tracking devices in your vehicle will be triggered.

You know what that means, right? You’ll automatically be locked in your car, OnStar will only respond in Arabic, and a drone escort with a homing device will suddenly appear in your rear-view mirror. As you’ve probably figured out by now, auto-pilot will then kick in and drive you to your new FEMA trailer home where…

2 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 16, 2013 3:44:24pm

They never miss an opportunity to scare people at FNC do they?

3 Blue Point  Tue, Jul 16, 2013 3:50:46pm

But wait! Clunkers for cash crushed all the older cars! OBAMA!!1111TYY


“What can we do as consumers?” Turn Fox off and get a life?

4 Skip Intro  Tue, Jul 16, 2013 5:05:08pm

That does it for me. I’m only going to fly on planes with no instuments from now on.

Why screw around with cars when you can control airplanes?

Fox News - The dumbest dumbshits in a universe filled with dumbshits.

5 AlexRogan  Tue, Jul 16, 2013 5:28:24pm
In a segment titled “Al Qaeda Behind the Wheel: How Terrorists Could Crash Your Car,” cyberterrorism analyst Morgan Wright said that it was a “fact” that “you can take control of a car” through systems like General Motor’s OnStar.

Confirmed. FACT.

6 PeterWolf  Tue, Jul 16, 2013 11:07:06pm

The scaremongering is inserting al Qaida instead of simply hackers. In fact, there are attackers who present a far greater threat than al Qaida do, at least in terms of hacking systems. It’s the same thing as being told terrorists will hack into the power grid etc.


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