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1 JeffFX  Fri, Jul 19, 2013 2:37:01pm

He’s a very simple man, and actually believes his archaic beliefs have merit. Joke’s on him, but he’ll probably go to his grave without ever realizing that he’s totally full of crap.

This kind of person makes me wish there really was an afterlife and a god that would grant them the intelligence to see how foolish and awful they were in life.

2 EPR-radar  Fri, Jul 19, 2013 3:45:17pm

Very well. Let me do my patriotic duty for the day.

I humbly pray to the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster that he strengthen my faltering faith in Him. Causing a miracle where Bryan Fischer disappears up his own rectum on live television would be very convincing.

3 Blue Point  Fri, Jul 19, 2013 5:50:21pm

Patriotic duty? There’s a new one right from the Taliban Handbook on fealty and subservience. Of course, he’s a man of “God”. Which one I wonder. He’d be marching with the Red Coats and singing at the bonfires in the thirties with an armband. He has more in common with the burning “brand” of fervor than he knows. He would cast that first stone. And pick up another. Send money, God won’t. Jerkoff.

4 Romantic Heretic  Fri, Jul 19, 2013 6:58:08pm

My wife, who is a Christian, said some very bad words when I read the page title to her.

5 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jul 19, 2013 7:16:47pm

Okay. Bismill…

I’m sorry, that was that, Bryan? What do you mean the “wrong” god/religion? Ah, I see. Well, good luck with that—you’re gonna need it

6 hellosnackbar  Fri, Jul 19, 2013 10:17:30pm

Patriotic duty to believe in a fairy.
He should listen to Richard Dawkins!

7 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Jul 20, 2013 11:33:18am

Reminds me of this for some reason:

“Every good Christian should kick Falwell in the ass.”

-Barry Goldwater commenting on Jerry Falwell’s opposition to Sandra Day O’Connor’s nomination to SCOTUS, 1981.

Not too hard to imagine what Goldwater would have to say about Fischer.


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