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1 alpuz  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 9:18:48pm

I wonder how Under Armour appreciates the endorsement? I can see it now.. Under Armour, ‘fuck all you libtards’.

Shit, that actually may sell. *sigh*

2 blueraven  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 9:19:58pm

Whoa…how is he still police chief?

3 palomino  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 9:21:01pm

This law enforcement officer is “chief” of police in a town with a population of 867. Which means he’s chief of himself and maybe one deputy. Who gives a shit what this minor leaguer has to say?

4 alpuz  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 9:25:04pm

re: #2 blueraven

Because it’s in Bumf*ck, USA. The same diatribe is given daily across the US of A. Have you never heard it? I have.

5 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 9:25:07pm

re: #3 palomino

This law enforcement officer is “chief” of police in a town with a population of 867. Which means he’s chief of himself and maybe one deputy. Who gives a shit what this minor leaguer has to say?

I imagine anyone who is stuck with him as their police chief..

6 BongCrodny  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 9:26:56pm

“Nice to see you too, Sheriff Blutarsky!”

7 Lancelot Link  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 9:44:44pm

This same genius accidentally shot himself with his own gun during a bar fight while off-duty. A real credit to law-enforcement, that one.
Oh, and he’s a “birther”, too.

8 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 10:44:45pm

Kessler is currently vacationing in none other than Crawford Texas. He is also something of a star on the Alex Jones nutshow circuit.

9 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 1:55:47am

This is a small-numbers situation, but it’s about the most open version of crossing the line I’ve seen. He’s obviously only a little bit crazier than his boss.

10 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 4:27:12am

Oh another TEH SAWTH WILL RISE AGIN!!11 Sourdough Secesh.

11 JeffFX  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 4:55:44am

It’s still weird to me that an adult will say something as stupid as “libtard” and completely fail to realize they’ve outed themselves as a complete idiot. So many deeply stupid people.

12 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 4:56:35am

re: #11 JeffFX

It’s still weird to me that an adult will say something as stupid as “libtard” and completely fail to realize they’ve outed themselves as a complete idiot. So many deeply stupid people.

They live in the echo chamber of TGDN and LNYHBT and they think that everyone else is just like they are.

13 electrotek  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 6:47:14am
“I’m calling on all true Americans , all militia members, all true oath keepers to assemble, be ready to march on a tyrannical county government right here in Schuylkill county Pennsylvania, democrats are the true enemy of our country, our freedoms, our constitution, along with liberal news agency’s , liberal news reporters, much like hitlers nazis , time we clean these antiamerican thugs from office,” he wrote.

Where have I heard this one before? Oh wait, go ask the Norwegians on that.

14 SidewaysQuark  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 7:04:06am

re: #3 palomino

This law enforcement officer is “chief” of police in a town with a population of 867. Which means he’s chief of himself and maybe one deputy. Who gives a shit what this minor leaguer has to say?

866 people, I hope.

15 GunstarGreen  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 7:13:34am

re: #11 JeffFX

It’s still weird to me that an adult will say something as stupid as “libtard” and completely fail to realize they’ve outed themselves as a complete idiot. So many deeply stupid people.

One of the distinguishing features of the Modern American Republican (See synonyms at: Modern American Conservative) is that they are usually profoundly stupid, being possessed of the mental functioning of adolescents. This is why they tend to throw temper tantrums whenever an adult comes along to tell them it’s time to put their toys away.

16 122 Year Old Obama  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 7:18:27am

……
I don’t want to live in this state anymore.

17 Bulworth  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 7:32:17am

Gilberton, PA….OK, guess I know not to go there if I can help it.

18 Carlos Diggler  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 8:33:32am

This guy is the Dalai Lama of ‘Mericastan.

Every time I see libtard typed I estimated 1m brain cells just popped.

19 calochortus  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 8:33:33am

re: #17 Bulworth

That should be pretty easy. It appears to be a suburb of Frackville, conveniently located just off I-81 between Harrisburg and Scranton. Translation: middle of nowhere with freeway access.

20 kerFuFFler  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 10:02:15am

re: #11 JeffFX

It’s still weird to me that an adult will say something as stupid as “libtard” and completely fail to realize they’ve outed themselves as a complete idiot. So many deeply stupid people.

Classic Dunning-Kruger effect…

But seriously, how is a profoundly stupid person supposed to be able to recognize their limitations when they are so stupid?

21 kerFuFFler  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 10:06:09am

re: #3 palomino

This law enforcement officer is “chief” of police in a town with a population of 867. Which means he’s chief of himself and maybe one deputy. Who gives a shit what this minor leaguer has to say?

We have to drive through there periodically, and now I’m a lot more nervous about getting pulled over anywhere near there.

22 kerFuFFler  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 10:26:47am

re: #7 Lancelot Link

This same genius accidentally shot himself with his own gun during a bar fight while off-duty. A real credit to law-enforcement, that one.
Oh, and he’s a “birther”, too.

Tell me you’re not just making this up! That’s TOO funny!

23 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 11:42:16am

This guy’s a sheriff?

24 palomino  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 11:54:02am

re: #5 Kragar

I imagine anyone who is stuck with him as their police chief..

But they’re the ones who voted him in as well as the mayor who’s defending him. I feel sorry for the minority in the town (village really) who oppose him and the mayor. But this is what democracy looks like in right wing small town America. This is the core of the tea party, and it’s really ugly.

25 Blue Point  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 12:01:18pm

He also sits on the local school board. So far the brain addled mayor has chosen to say what this moron does on his free time is his concern. Full auto weapons? Could they be police issue? I think the moron has made more than a few citizens upset and I suspect the hammer is coming. He’s a Grade A Yahoo dipstick. Makes his jurisdiction a laughing stock.

26 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 1:50:31pm

re: #25 Blue Point

He also sits on the local school board. So far the brain addled mayor has chosen to say what this moron does on his free time is his concern. Full auto weapons? Could they be police issue? I think the moron has made more than a few citizens upset and I suspect the hammer is coming. He’s a Grade A Yahoo dipstick. Makes his jurisdiction a laughing stock.

I spent some time on it. He is the police force, and makes $16.00/hr at it. He pulled some kind of bajour with the borough’s permission to buy the guns and donate them back to himself as chief, making them legal. (Probably costs the town more in ammo than salary.) He, the mayor and a couple TP local politicians are covering each other’s backs.

27 Blue Point  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 2:35:28pm

re: #26 Decatur Deb
I was hoping he would unload about 50000 rounds to make his point. Interesting that the borough did that. Every local yokel needs full auto weapons to defend Liberty and support Freedom./ You from the Coal region?

28 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 2:51:57pm

re: #27 Blue Point

I was hoping he would unload about 50000 rounds to make his point. Interesting that the borough did that. Every local yokel needs full auto weapons to defend Liberty and support Freedom./ You from the Coal region?

Used to be from PGH. Sad to see central PA become AL.

29 Timothy Watson  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 3:46:52pm

I’m confused as to why someone from Pennsylvania has shirt with a Confederate flag on it, the same country that invaded Pennsylvania, looted and killed its citizens, and kidnapped free blacks to sell into slavery.

30 Ace-o-aces  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 3:53:53pm

This guy thinks he’s Dirty Harry, but he isn’t even Barney Fife.

31 Tigger2005  Sat, Jul 27, 2013 7:32:51pm

re: #29 Timothy Watson

I’m confused as to why someone from Pennsylvania has shirt with a Confederate flag on it, the same country that invaded Pennsylvania, looted and killed its citizens, and kidnapped free blacks to sell into slavery.

To be fair, the Army of Northern Virginia was pretty disciplined, as armies go. Civilian casualties during the invasion were minimal…I believe only one civilian died in Gettysburg, victim of a stray bullet. Looting was forbidden, but the army pretty much did take whatever it wanted, technically “buying” it with vouchers for worthless Confederate currency.


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