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1 Baboon Cheeks  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 11:55:32am

Somewhere, an illegal settlement is missing its village idiot.

2 Baboon Cheeks  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 12:00:40pm

PS how much LSD do we have to take before Beck’s concerns become meaningful/significant to us?

Iceweasel just wants to know the correct dosage.

3 Timothy Watson  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 12:18:04pm

I guess it isn’t worth pointing out that Madison (you know, the guy who wrote the Constitution and Bill of Rights) said that it was unconstitutional for Congress to hire chaplains with public money for themselves, or to pay for chaplains in the military, and that it was unconstitutional for the President to issue proclamations for the thanksgivings and fasts, etc.

4 sffilk  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 12:25:19pm

They’ve both got it wrong.

5 Mateo Scrounge  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 12:42:13pm

So, let me get this straight. America was established solely to ensure the establishment of Israel, which exists solely to provide Teh Jooz as kindling for the End Times?

6 funky chicken  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 12:45:03pm

Uh, so Adolf Hitler was God’s instrument as well? And the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor was divine intervention to get us into WWII?

7 iceweasel  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 1:08:07pm

re: #5 GeneJockey

So, let me get this straight. America was established solely to ensure the establishment of Israel, which exists solely to provide Teh Jooz as kindling for the End Times?

The Americans will be the 144,000 hiding in the desert with Charles Manson.*

*actual Manson Family belief

8 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 1:26:33pm

I repeat from elsewhere: all of this has the scent of supercessionism on it.

It’s inserting the US into a theology that is solely about ancient Israel, such that US Christians get to make judgements and decisions about modern Israel.

9 Lidane  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 1:32:03pm

re: #5 GeneJockey

So, let me get this straight. America was established solely to ensure the establishment of Israel, which exists solely to provide Teh Jooz as kindling for the End Times?

Yes.

10 Blue Point  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 2:42:29pm

re: #2 Baboon Cheeks

PS how much LSD do we have to take before Beck’s concerns become meaningful/significant to us?

Iceweasel just wants to know the correct dosage.

LSD is useless. Glue. Lots of glue. For hours. Then it makes perfect sense. I know this because as a child I watched a huffer walk off a roof. If that made sense, Beck would too.

11 Raw Satanic Sewage Recipes  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 2:56:57pm

I believe this is a core belief of Mormons. Isn’t he a born again Mormon?

12 Mateo Scrounge  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 5:37:56pm

re: #11 Raw Satanic Sewage Recipes

I believe this is a core belief of Mormons. Isn’t he a born again Mormon?

So this isn’t an LSD-induced hallucination. It’s an LDS-induced hallucination.

13 rosiee  Wed, Jul 24, 2013 8:12:34pm

Pretty funny he’s still doing this pro-Israel shtick considering the reception he got when he went there.

“In Israel, there is more courage in one soldier that in all of the cold hearts of the bureaucrats at the United Nations,’ he declaimed to an enthusiastic crowd of mostly American Christians, including celebrity supporters Jon Voight and Chuck Berry.


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