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1 Skip Intro  Fri, Aug 2, 2013 5:01:32pm

Did I mention the test costs around $1000?

2 HappyWarrior  Fri, Aug 2, 2013 5:25:40pm

Small government!

3 elizajane  Fri, Aug 2, 2013 5:27:55pm

re: #1 Skip Intro

Did I mention the test costs around $1000?

Oh, just charge the mother. I mean, as an unmarried teen mom she has about a 60% chance of being in poverty five years later anyway (probably more in Mississippi), and God knows we’re not going to do anything to change that statistic, so we might as well just nudge the process along.

Grrr. Hate these people. Really do.

4 EiMitch  Fri, Aug 2, 2013 5:39:24pm

We, the state of Mississippi, will cut down on teen pregnancy with a default assumption that its a case of statutory rape. We’ll spare no expense in collecting umbilical dna with no reference to compare it with. That’ll stop the sexual predators from knocking up our little sluts victimizing young women for sure.

What? It wasn’t rape at all? Well then, don’t you little sluts feel ashamed for not keeping your legs closed?

/do I need to?

5 GeneJockey  Fri, Aug 2, 2013 8:01:32pm

re: #2 HappyWarrior

Small government!

Small enough to drown in a bathtub, or fit in your vagina.

6 freetoken  Fri, Aug 2, 2013 8:22:26pm
$1,000 a pop

Which is ridiculous.

23andMe will run a SNP test at almost a million SNPs, for $99. And, you get some health data to go with it.

Other companies will run 700,000 SNP tests for the same price.

7 Amory Blaine  Fri, Aug 2, 2013 11:31:10pm

Blood for the blood gods!!!!

8 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sat, Aug 3, 2013 5:08:59am

Not very smart policy, even if you assume good intentions.

9 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Aug 3, 2013 6:10:49am

re: #8 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Not very smart policy, even if you assume good intentions.

It isn’t malicious, but it is problematic. Especially since it delivers the DNA of both the child and the parents to the state, where I’ll bet it ends up in the national DNA databases.

10 FemNaziBitch  Sat, Aug 3, 2013 10:56:09am

If one really, really wants to lower the teen pregnancy rate one would teach Comprehensive Scientifically correct Sexual Education and provide free Contraception.

But, then again, if one is trying to institute Christian Sharia, or resurrect the Inquisition, one would follow the example of Mississippi.

11 GeneJockey  Sat, Aug 3, 2013 11:11:58am

re: #10 FemNaziBitch

If one really, really wants to lower the teen pregnancy rate one would teach Comprehensive Scientifically correct Sexual Education and provide free Contraception.

Well, of course. It’s diagnostic for whether one is really serious about reducing abortion, or one just wants to punish women for having, or, God forbid, enjoying sex.


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