Rush Limbaugh Wrote a Kids Book

Correction: Someone wrote it for him, just like his previous books.

Wingnuts • September 2013 • Views: 2,626

Rush Limbaugh has written a kid’s book called—wait for it—“Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans.” It’s being published on October 29th.

Here is the cover:

Eagle-eyed readers might have noticed that Limbaugh appears to have turned himself into American revolutionary hero Paul Revere—an audacious move, certainly. Rush Revere also happens to be the main character in Limbaugh’s iced tea line, “Two If By Tea.”

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13 comments

nines09 Sat, Sep 7, 2013 8:41:11pm

And his fat head on the cover is almost as big as his real fat head.

Timothy Watson Sat, Sep 7, 2013 11:36:22pm

Is he going to rewrite history so the drivel that Sarah Palin said about Paul Revere is now “true”?

Dark_Falcon Sun, Sep 8, 2013 4:37:20am

re: #2 Timothy Watson

Is he going to rewrite history so the drivel that Sarah Palin said about Paul Revere is now “true”?

Probably. That would let him invite her on his show and increase his ratings for a bit. For her part, grifter gonna grift.

Flounder Sun, Sep 8, 2013 5:24:52am

Neigh!
Tea partiers won’t think it is a kids book, might still be over their head!

Balfour Rage Sun, Sep 8, 2013 6:42:11am

For a guy who rips the New York Times as “state-controlled media” on a daily basis to then mention said state-controlled media’s book best seller list is funny to me.

Ogami Itto Sun, Sep 8, 2013 6:53:46am

It’s a cook book!

wheat-dogghazi Sun, Sep 8, 2013 8:22:49am

I can hardly wait to see how Limbaugh mangles American history. Taking schoolkids back to the “first Thanksgiving” would probably would be a real letdown, since it probably never happened as we were taught in school. The Pilgrims had several Thanksgiving occasions, it being a European tradition, there was no big-ass turkey on the table, and the local Native Americans were probably not even invited. The notion that the Pilgrims had a great feast and invited everybody to share in it is about as accurate as Washington chopping down the cherry tree and throwing it across the Potomac.

Skip Intro Sun, Sep 8, 2013 8:56:33am

Note the cross promotion with his line of tea. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

Timothy Watson Sun, Sep 8, 2013 9:29:59am

re: #5 Balfour Rage

Especially when they claim the NYT bestseller list is out to get conservative authors because it doesn’t include sales from church-owned bookstores or whatever that whole nonsense was about a couple years ago.