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1 BusyMonster  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 6:50:16am

How do stupid, lesser men like Gohmert get elected to office?

Hell, how is he allowed to roam the streets, because he’s so stupid he must be a danger to himself and everyone around him.

2 Skip Intro  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 8:48:20am
“It’s not the spoons, it’s not the guns. It’s the people who have them.”

Well, what do you know. For once I agree with Louie.

The problem is people like Louie have no intention of doing anything to prevent anyone who wants a gun from buying one. Mental illness, history of violent behavior, none of it matters. To Louie and the NRA everyone should be able to own guns, no exceptions whatsoever.

So Louie, you’re totally full of shit, like always.

3 mechanic  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 8:56:01am

When spoons are outlawed only outlaws will have spoons!

4 Romantic Heretic  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 9:14:09am

Somehow, I imagine GOHMERT! has one of these.

Image: futurama-brain-slug.jpg

5 Bulworth  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 9:18:05am
In an interview on Tuesday, Newsmax’s John Bachman asked the Texas Republican

Gohmert! really facing the tough media questions here. ////

6 Bulworth  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 9:19:52am
There’s a lot of things that need to be done, but one of them is to deal with the mental health of people who have guns.

So all gun owners and would be buyers need to submit to mental screening? I hope GOHMERT! is first in line.

7 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 9:35:24am

What a stupid analogy especially when he knows damn well that we have a lot of guns and a lot of gun crime in this country. Sorry Louie but you and your analogy suck.

8 missliberties  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 10:05:44am

re: #1 BusyMonster

But he has good intentions! And the Bible said buy another gun to fight off the muslims.

9 missliberties  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 10:07:10am

re: #5 Bulworth

We don’t have a media. We have pundints with access following the big ‘battle’ of the day. He said//She said. Nobody wins.

Another day, another massacre. People died. *shrug*

10 missliberties  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 10:35:37am

re: #3 mechanic

When crazy is outlawed only the outlaws will be crazy.

11 Zombie Mutt  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 11:35:15am

Louie needs to get down on his knees and thank his God that breathing is an involuntary act. If he had to think about it, he’d suffocate. Louie The Stupit. Yes. With a “T”.

12 BongCrodny  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 2:57:51pm


13 team_fukit  Wed, Sep 18, 2013 4:22:52pm

can’t believe this guy used to be a judge

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