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1 I Subscribed!  Fri, Sep 20, 2013 3:13:33pm

You mean like “blessed are the meek?” “blessed are the poor?” “do not pray in public, like the hypocrites?” Somehow I doubt it.

2 ObserverArt  Fri, Sep 20, 2013 3:23:44pm

I have a funny feeling that Jesus would not have been a gun owner.

I also have a feeling that if he was around today, he may have been one of those radicals that would go into a gun show and overturn a few tables and chase out a few money changers.

He would also have been hell on the internet! He would make an imposter like Bryan Fischer cry, and a crying fool like Beck beg forgiveness before turning into a pillar of salt.

3 Timothy Watson  Fri, Sep 20, 2013 4:07:16pm

I think Penny Arcade said it best:
penny-arcade.com

4 No Country For Old Haters  Fri, Sep 20, 2013 5:07:36pm

Good to see that the people commenting under the article aren’t buying it.

5 HappyWarrior  Fri, Sep 20, 2013 7:29:04pm

Yeah video games are the problem not ridiculously easy access to guns. Keep on telling yourselves that wingnuts.

6 Zombie Mutt  Fri, Sep 20, 2013 7:49:56pm
7 Skip Intro  Fri, Sep 20, 2013 7:57:49pm

Here’s one way to stop mass shootings; don’t let crazy people buy guns.

Of course, since that goes against the NRA’s First Commandment of “Thou Shalt Not Prevent Anyone From Owning As Many Guns As They Want Under Any Circumstances”, I think we can safely scratch that idea from the list.

The Religion of the Gun is the most powerful religion in America, and it will not be mocked.

8 ObserverArt  Sat, Sep 21, 2013 3:19:39am

re: #6 nines09

BULLSHIT.

I wonder if Eddie Shultz has read that. He was ranting about bad parenting and videos the other day. I couldn’t change the channel fast enough.


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