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1 nines09  Fri, Sep 27, 2013 11:02:27am

Who knew Bill was so……astute? He likens himself too much methinks.

2 EPR-radar  Fri, Sep 27, 2013 12:45:01pm

I’ll help with a bit of the wing nut bible translation:

Original:

Blessed are you…
…who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God.
…who hunger now, for you will be satisfied.
…you who weep now, for you will laugh.
…when people hate you, when they exclude you and insult you and reject your name as evil, because of the Son of man.

Woe to you…:
…who are rich, for you have already received your comfort.
…who are well fed now, for you will go hungry.
…who laugh now, for you will mourn and weep.
…when everyone speaks well of you, for that is how their ancestors treated the false prophets.

Wingnut version:

Blessed are you…
…who are rich, for yours is the kingdom of God.
…who are well fed now, for you have earned it.
…you who laugh now, for others really are inferior.
…when everyone speaks well of you, because good PR can be bought.

Woe to you…:
…who are poor, for you are thereby unworthy.
…who hunger now, because you haven’t labored sufficiently.
…who weep now, for you are still unworthy.
…when people hate you, when they exclude you and insult you and reject your name as evil, because bad PR can also be bought.

3 alinuxguru  Sat, Sep 28, 2013 6:37:42am

So this is the Fox News Channel rebuttal to Reza Aslan’s “Zealot”? I thought that there could be no more vapid response than Laura Greens. It turns out I was wrong.


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