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1 Skip Intro  Fri, Sep 27, 2013 6:33:11pm
“If we are in the Last Days, then Islam is clearly the religion that Satan is promoting to be the counterfeit alternative to Christianity.”


Can I play?

“If we are not in the Last Days, then Islam is clearly not the religion that Satan is promoting to be the counterfeit alternative to Christianity.”

That was easy.

I think it’s pretty obvious that the religion of Satan is the one Bryan’s promoting.

2 nines09  Fri, Sep 27, 2013 6:41:21pm

I can see him in a transient flop house talking to the roaches on his pillow as the rain falls against the dirty, cracked window. And the roaches answered him! Quick! Shove them in the paper cup and show the night manager! “THEY KNOW!!!” he bellows, as he runs down the hall towards the out of order Royal Crown Cola machine….Almost tripping over the passed out drunk, he slams the paper cup against the wall……and kills the two roaches he had corralled . They lie motionless on the greasy floor, outside the now crumbled cup. He weeps. “They knew….They…..”
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Bryan Fischer fantasy, each one more rabid than the last.

3 calochortus  Fri, Sep 27, 2013 6:56:52pm
“If we are in the Last Days, then Islam is clearly the religion that Satan is promoting to be the counterfeit alternative to Christianity.”

So, does that mean that Islam was a perfectly good religion until recently when we entered these “last days”? And then the devil picked it up?

Or have these last days been going on since the 7th century? In which case there are a heck of a lot of last days.

Don’t Christians want “one world government” where we’re all worshiping the correct god in the correct way? In which case we shouldn’t be afraid of the concept-just who is running the show.

Bryan Fischer always makes my head hurt.

4 wheat-dogghazi  Sat, Sep 28, 2013 1:18:58am

Satan is not very efficient, if he’s using Islam to bring about the last days. It’s been nearly 1400 years since the hegira. He must like watching grass grow and paint dry, too.

If we were really heading toward the last days, I’d have picked a more recent religion, like Scientology, as the harbinger of doom.

5 Bulworth  Sat, Sep 28, 2013 8:33:50am
He corrected a caller who said he “thought about getting rid of Islam but it says in the Bible that if we get rid of Islam then the one-world government is going to move in and the bankers are backing up the one-world government,” telling him that, to the contrary, Islam is the “one-world counterfeit religion” prophesied in the Bible.

Of course “The Bible” was also once said to predict the war of Armageddon between the US and Soviet Union. Glad Bible prophecy is flexible like that. /

6 CuriousLurker  Sat, Sep 28, 2013 10:46:44am

Wait, I thought Islam wasn’t even a religion. No, that’s can’t be right… oh yeah, we worship a moon god! No, that’s not it either… WTF, how am I supposed to fulfill my role as one of civilization’s arch villains if they can’t even agree on my telltale traits & practices?

I wonder how long it’ll be before we reach moronic convergence and they start imagining an unholy alliance between between Muslims (one-world government) and Jews (the “bankers” financing said government)?

7 CuriousLurker  Sat, Sep 28, 2013 10:55:16am

re: #2 Zombie Mutt

I can see him in a transient flop house talking to the roaches on his pillow as the rain falls against the dirty, cracked window. And the roaches answered him! Quick! Shove them in the paper cup and show the night manager! “THEY KNOW!!!” he bellows, as he runs down the hall towards the out of order Royal Crown Cola machine….Almost tripping over the passed out drunk, he slams the paper cup against the wall……and kills the two roaches he had corralled . They lie motionless on the greasy floor, outside the now crumbled cup. He weeps. “They knew….They…..”
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Bryan Fischer fantasy, each one more rabid than the last.

LMAO, you totally win the internets—your imagination is even wilder than mine! I can SO see that little drama illustrated frame-by-frame, comic book style.

It also reminds me of The Metamorphosis. *shudder*


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