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1 mr.fusion  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 11:08:37am

If this doesn’t make you crap your pants then you’re not paying attention

2 Skip Intro  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 11:25:28am

This is what God told him to do. God always agrees with Ted Cruz.

3 jaunte  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 11:27:29am
Is Ted Cruz willing to crash the world economy?

If it will make him famous? Of course.

4 Internet Tough Guy  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 11:58:08am

To Ted, all coverage is good coverage, so I think it’s likely he’ll do this.

5 steve_davis  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 12:12:38pm

Let him. It would be the last nail in the coffin of Senate gentleman’s rules.

6 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 12:13:57pm
Is Ted Cruz willing to crash the world economy? We are going to find out.

A Canadian supervillain!

What a concept.

7 aagcobb  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 3:50:13pm

re: #6 Vicious Babushka

A Canadian supervillain!

What a concept.

Just like Dr. Evil!

Youtube Video

8 Political Atheist  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 5:49:15pm

Guys, what’s it take get get a +1 in Pages these days? Just sayin’ this one ought to be up a few.

9 aagcobb  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 6:29:05pm

re: #8 GOPHostage#25698724

Guys, what’s it take get get a +1 in Pages these days? Just sayin’ this one ought to be up a few.

Thanks! :)

10 KiTA  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 10:06:47pm

It’s not that he wants fame. According to Ted Cruz’s religion, he is a king ordained by god who must obtain all the wealth in the world for other kings to buy God a bus pass back home.

littlegreenfootballs.com

Once you realize that Ted Cruz is a religious nut who actually believes he is ordained by God to destroy the economy to usher in the end times and the rapture, things become much more clear. And horrifying.

There is absolutely no way that we are not defaulting, there is no way we are going to see a shutdown end before 2014’s elections (and possibly not until 2016/2020’s, if the 2014 elections don’t go amazingly good for Democrats), and the entire time Cruz is going to think this is perfectly A-OK, because God told him to do it.


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