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1 Ace-o-aces  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 3:38:00pm

The use of multiple exclamation marks (!!!) and ALL CAPS really denotes a responsible, well run organization. Really, It’s sign of great leader to format your announcement like a 12 year-old girl posting about One Direction.

2 Sinistershade  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 3:48:59pm

How does someone with those language skills become the chief of police of anything? The comma splices, they burn.

3 jaunte  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 3:49:57pm
(s—t) talkers need not apply !!!

That position is filled!

4 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 4:00:53pm

re: #1 Ace-o-aces

Or a Russell T. Davies fan.

5 Skip Intro  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 4:23:34pm

IS THIS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT FROM HIS CONSTIPATIONAL SECURITY FORCE? YOU KNOW, THAT’S THE ONE WHERE ONE OF THE MEMBERS MIXED UP HIS GUN AND LUBE AND DROPPED HIS WEAPON AT THE CHIEF’S BIG SHOW AT THE GILBERTON SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANT/CITY HALL.

6 ObserverArt  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 4:53:30pm

Prediction. This will not end well for Kessler. Sooner or later he and his militia will be in the news and it will be about them doing something stupid and paying for it. I see the letters ATF and FBI.

7 Skip Intro  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 4:59:01pm
AGAIN S—T TALKERS, WANNA BE’S. KEYBOARD HERO’S, NEED NOT APPLY, we will release more info shortly.”

How about gun-dropping buffoons and police chiefs who shoot themselves with their own gun?

I guess we already know the answer to the second question.

8 sizzzzlerz  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 5:16:22pm
Prediction. This will not end well for Kessler

My prediction is, like other paranoid fantasies of people like Kessler, this will go nowhere. Oh, maybe he and a few of his gun-loving buddies will get together over a few beers and talk a lot of shit but, in the end, it’ll peter out and they’ll stumble outside to go unload a few AK-47 magazines into some bottles, think themselves tough rangers, and call it a day to go collapse face down on the floor back at the double-wide.

9 No Country For Old Haters  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 5:30:38pm

Maybe this goes nowhere, but Kessler is in a pretty good position to grift wingnuts.

He’s probably not smart enough to pull it off, but he’s captured the imaginations of the type that says “libtard” unironically, so the opportunity is there,

10 theheat  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 5:37:49pm

Oh yes, the well regulated militia being just as powerful as our military fantasy. I think this particular fantasy is shared by those that believe their own ten inch dick fantasy.

Plural apostrophes are always the mark of the beast.

11 cinesimon  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 6:24:10pm

“Shit talkers need not apply”?
That’s really rather an odd proviso, given who this soon-to-be-shot-by-real-cops twit has shown himself to be.

12 Skip Intro  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 8:03:42pm

Ex-Chief Kessler has a little problem.

please call godaddy, they refuse to reactivate chiefkessler.com over one ( I repete one email that was sent maliciously to another person , then reported that email as spam, employee name is Felicia, employee number 1025 , ceo is Mandy, after spending the last 3 hours on the phone , Felicia 1025 along with CEO mandy , refuse to re-instate chiefkessler.com
THIS IS BULL SHIT!

13 cinesimon  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 8:18:28pm

re: #12 Skip Intro

HAAAAAA!

14 CuriousLurker  Mon, Oct 14, 2013 10:08:54pm
15 HappyWarrior  Tue, Oct 15, 2013 6:03:36am

Such a good idea.//

16 BusyMonster  Tue, Oct 15, 2013 7:50:51am
“Shit talkers need not apply”?
That’s really rather an odd proviso, given who this soon-to-be-shot-by-real-cops twit has shown himself to be.

All I can think of is one of my favorite Burn Notice episodes, the one where Michael confronts the fat, whiny, arrogant militia dude running around in the woods with his beer buddies … and pretty much nails the entire right-wing phony militia movement with that description.

If these guys were so fucking tough, they’d be out doing something real, not jerking off in their own pretend army.


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