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1 William Barnett-Lewis  Sat, Oct 26, 2013 3:56:53pm
All guns are always loaded.
Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

Every time you hear of an accident with a gun, one of these rules was broken. In this case, rule four because the hunter did not ensure that what was beyond his target was safe.

2 ausador  Sat, Oct 26, 2013 4:01:44pm

That will teach him not to make those moose-like grunting noises while he is on the can.

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3 nines09  Sat, Oct 26, 2013 4:29:28pm

Gun Control and how not to do it….. Oh BOY! A Moose! Moose in sights. Cabin behind Moose in sights. Moose looking real big, how can I miss? Cabin behind Moose in sights grows smaller. I never bagged a Moose and this might be my last shot. Moose looking REAL GOOD…….Cabin in sights behind Moose goes away………BLAM! Moose looks real good high tailing it on out of Dodge. Cabin? Cabin?!? WHAT’S THAT SOUND??!!!???

4 John Vreeland  Sat, Oct 26, 2013 6:41:50pm

The moose did it on purpose.

5 socrets  Sun, Oct 27, 2013 9:55:13am

Why is Dick Cheney in Norway?

6 nines09  Sun, Oct 27, 2013 4:40:36pm

“Honey? I’m going to try and poop before we.. BLAM!!!”


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