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1 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 5, 2013 12:12:46pm

Please proceed.

2 HappyWarrior  Tue, Nov 5, 2013 1:17:31pm

Please Ted and then I want to hear your cries when you ask the same government you rail against to help you pay back the debts you’re going to have bulging out of your ass.

3 Bulworth  Tue, Nov 5, 2013 2:24:35pm

Please proceed times eleventy!

4 theheat  Tue, Nov 5, 2013 3:11:21pm

The thing about dressing in camo all the time is he never has to think about coordinating his wardrobe, and he’s ready to hunt or kill at a moment’s notice. But I wonder if he’s always losing stuff because it blends in.

Anyway, he’s still crazy as shit.

5 BusyMonster  Wed, Nov 6, 2013 5:54:09am

re: #4 theheat

he’s ready to hunt or kill at a moment’s notice

You mean, he’s ready to gun down fenced-in animals at a moment’s notice.

And don’t forget, he’s also probably ready to shit his pants at any moment.

Ted’s ultra-tough-guy image is only matched by the incredible lack of actual tough guy underneath it.

6 Dr. Matt  Wed, Nov 6, 2013 7:15:44am

Nugent is the result of an inflated ego trumping intelligence.

7 ObserverArt  Wed, Nov 6, 2013 10:57:14am

Ted,

I want my money back!

I am sorry I ever saw you in concert. Had I known more about you and how you’d turn into the boob you’ve become I would never have paid even $5 to see your shows. I thought your act in the 70s was just that, an act. Now I know you really are crazier than the character of the Motor City Madman. Now I know you were really the MotorMouth Wingnut all along.

Go sit on a Byrdland neck.


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