Thousands of suckers — I mean Glenn Beck Fans — are paying good money to subscribe to Glenn Beck’s internet-only shows, and this is what they’re getting: ten minutes of Beck inexplicably playing with dolls from The Wizard of Oz. Seriously, he literally re-enacted the basic plot of the movie, then explained what it all meant — while still playing with the dolls and performing some of the voices.

“The flying monkeys are coming,” Beck warned at the outset, and the weirdness grew exponentially from there. He also has a curiously obsessive hatred of Toto, Dorothy’s dog (see weird Toto impression at :57 when Beck’s eyes bug out of his head while saying “yap yap yap yap yap”).

Here’s the complete segment, if you dare. Explanation to follow.

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So, after taking us through the most annoying, dickish retelling of the Oz story ever, Beck explained that Dorothy represents “us, the American people,” running to Professor Marvel who represents President Obama, offering “hope and change at a carnival.” The Wicked Witch of the West is the National Security Agency. And the IRS. And Obamacare.

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