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1 CriticalDragon1177  Tue, Nov 12, 2013 11:11:22am

Word of advice to everyone here, no matter how tempted you are, stay the hell away from these.

2 Skip Intro  Tue, Nov 12, 2013 12:35:48pm
As Answers in Genesis readily admits, the bonds “are not expected to have any substantial secondary market” and are “not an obligation of AiG.”

People have gone to jail for less.

3 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 12, 2013 12:39:37pm

re: #2 Skip Intro

People have gone to jail for less.

Just trying to get Pie In The Sky LLC on the NASDAQ.

4 RealityBasedSteve  Tue, Nov 12, 2013 3:14:43pm

I’m so going to see off all my Nascar Commemorative Collectible plates and take that huge windfall and put it into some bonds that have a risk factor somewhere in excess of giving a random crack addict a 100.00 bill, asking them to run to the store, bring you back a bag of chips and the change.

God wants you to tithe. He has a special investment opportunity for his special friends. After all, if you can’t trust God with your money, how can you trust him with your soul?

RBS
Who is getting ready to offer a special limited time option on futures in the Siamese Cat Market Derivatives. You can trust me, really….

5 calochortus  Tue, Nov 12, 2013 4:07:58pm

re: #2 Skip Intro

People have gone to jail for less.

I suspect it’s legal if they fully disclose what a crappy “investment” they are offering.
Of course, I can’t imagine trusting these folks any farther than I can throw them, so there is plenty of opportunity for them to turn it into an indictable offense.

re: #4 RealityBasedSteve

Yes, please, include me on your mailing list for Siamese Cat Market Derivatives. I know they’ll be a great investment!

6 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Nov 12, 2013 5:25:18pm

re: #3 Decatur Deb

Just trying to get Pie In The Sky LLC on the NASDAQ.

heh…”Pie Sky LLC” belongs to Sarah Palin, for reals.

7 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Nov 12, 2013 7:04:05pm

I can imagine them going to Moody’s to another bond rating agency.

The people working there will dine out on that story for a generation, if they ever stop laughing.

8 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 2:08:08am

Could only be more awesome if Kentucky put the state teacher’s retirement fund into it.

(Alabama’s fund was sunk into a system of very good golf courses a few couple decades ago. Surprisingly, that worked so well they made money.)

9 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 4:16:05am

Sad to say, there will be people who would buy those things, because Jesus.

10 aagcobb  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 5:52:41am

re: #9 wheat-dogghazi

Sad to say, there will be people who would buy those things, because Jesus.

That’s why these con artists call the faithful lambs, because they shear them.

11 Egregious Philbin  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 5:56:26am

Why would these people who fervently believe we are in the “end times” be buying any long term investments?

LOL

12 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 5:57:55am

re: #11 Egregious Philbin

Why would these people who fervently believe we are in the “end times” be buying any long term investments?

LOL

Think of it as a “Protestant Indulgence”.

13 Skip Intro  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 7:09:27am

re: #8 Decatur Deb

Could only be more awesome if Kentucky put the state teacher’s retirement fund into it.

They already offered to give him $37.5 million in tax breaks.

14 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 7:13:26am

re: #13 Skip Intro

They already offered to give him $37.5 million in tax breaks.

That might not even be the total. IIRC there was extensive highway and other infrastructure work to handle the ‘influx’.

15 Ace-o-aces  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 8:39:53am

I forgot to mention the best part of this whole scam. Since the bonds are not an obligation, when the whole thing goes belly up Ham and company don’t have to repay any of the principal from the bond sales they have left over. It’s basicly the same scam as in “The Producers”.

16 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 8:41:59am

re: #15 Ace-o-aces

I forgot to mention the best part of this whole scam. Since the bonds are not an obligation, when the whole thing goes belly up Ham and company don’t have to repay any of the principal from the bond sales they have left over. It’s basicly the same scam as in “The Producers”.

With additional blessings for your convenience.

17 calochortus  Wed, Nov 13, 2013 9:07:28am

re: #15 Ace-o-aces

Ya know, The Producers popped into my mind when I first read this too.


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