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1 RealityBasedSteve  Thu, Nov 21, 2013 4:00:46pm
Gilberton, Pennsylvania Police Chief Mark Kessler is organizing what he calls a “professional” militia while awaiting the final decision on his job status.

GEEZE!!! All this time I’ve misunderstood the meaning of the term “professional”. I always understood it to mean that one received pay or other remuneration as a matter of course for performing some action or service. Now I realize that it really means that you PAY someone for the privilege. All this time I thought that pro athletes were doing great, now I realize that they are paying the team owners millions a year just to play. I sure hope nobody tells my boss about this, I’d hate to have to pay back all that money they have given me over the years by mistake.

And that tee-shirt just sums it up. Nothing screams professionalism like a “{insert dis-favored group here} Takes it up the Ass”. What’s next, a ball-cap with maybe a nice skull and crossbone pin, after all? What? Why are you all looking at me like that?

RBS

2 Skip Intro  Thu, Nov 21, 2013 4:19:15pm

I can hardly wait to see the uniform the Kommandant of the Kessler Professional Militia has designed for himself.

3 No Country For Old Haters  Thu, Nov 21, 2013 4:27:01pm

He would have been foolish to not grift anyone stupid enough to look up to him.

I really need to start supplementing my income by fleecing terrified wingnuts. I had felt it was unethical, but with all the hate these morons spew every hour of every day, I’ve become convinced that they want and deserve to be conned.

4 Skip Intro  Thu, Nov 21, 2013 5:15:24pm
All the III%s will need gear.

Support personnel can get by with “ACU Digital Fatigues, Black Leather Combat boots, Acu Digital caps , Acu Digital Gloves, Acu Digital M65 Field Jackets during cold weather.”

The list for Boots on the Ground members is much longer. A sampling: fatigues in woodland digital camo, warm weather fatigues, cold wealthier fatigues, black combat boots, tactical vest, body armor (though ceramic plates will not be accepted), sneakers and solid gray sweats.

Guns also are required. Glock pistol for a side arm (9 mm, 40- or 45-caliber only), a rifle in the AR15 or AK platforms and “at least 15, 30 round magazines.”

Don’t have all that stuff? Don’t worry. “You may purchase all your gear from Chief Kessler’s Gear Page,” according to the guidelines.

In fact, most likely purchasing gear from the only authorized source will be mandatory.

pennlive.com

5 RealityBasedSteve  Thu, Nov 21, 2013 5:17:58pm

re: #3 No Country For Old Haters

He would have been foolish to not grift anyone stupid enough to look up to him.

I really need to start supplementing my income by fleecing terrified wingnuts. I had felt it was unethical, but with all the hate these morons spew every hour of every day, I’ve become convinced that they want and deserve to be conned.

How about “One Weird Trick that Drives Liebruls Crazy” ads? Maybe a site selling stuff like “The CW2 Survival and Bugout Bag”? How about a Dating site for RWNJs? Something like “DolleyMadison.com”. Just a couple of ideas, of course I expect at least 20% of any profits in return.

RBS

6 BusyMonster  Fri, Nov 22, 2013 8:41:33am

re: #3 No Country For Old Haters

I really need to start supplementing my income by fleecing terrified wingnuts.

I have often thought the same thing. I am missing so many opportunities to take money from idiots who deserve it. It’s just I can’t imagine what kind of a dirtbag I’d have to become … having to constantly make up bullshit lies and promises, and feed fucking morons excuses for why nothing they paid for worked or was of any use. How exhausting.

7 Skip Intro  Fri, Nov 22, 2013 8:54:01am

Things you can learn by taking a class from Kommandant Kessler.

- Teach your kids how to shoot little girls with BB guns
- Spreading profanity through social media video
- Using guns to terrorize your local community meeting
- Best practices when naming your shooing targets
- Community outreach - Turn a noise complaints into an elected offical strip search
- First response care - What to do when you shoot your mouth or finger off?
- My US Constitution and the 2 Amendments
- Fundraising - How to feed your family when you spent all your money on ammo
- Militia Fashion: Is it OK to wear white hooded camouflage outfits after Labor day?
- Become a police chief: no staff, credentials or training required
- Recently fired? Earn money starting a militia.

pennlive.com

8 No Country For Old Haters  Fri, Nov 22, 2013 10:17:47am

re: #5 RealityBasedSteve

If I ever move forward with this, I’ll definitely bring you in on the project.

9 nines09  Fri, Nov 22, 2013 10:48:27am

Big Chief Fuck Face Kessler Perfessional Militia Membership Dues;
Support Personnel= $15
Boots On The Ground Member=$25
Buying Back what Little Dignity You May Have Had= PRICELESS

10 Romantic Heretic  Fri, Nov 22, 2013 7:13:09pm

re: #2 Skip Intro

I can hardly wait to see the uniform the Kommandant of the Kessler Professional Militia has designed for himself.

Probably something like this.

Image: 080903-F-8170B-001.jpg

11 HappyWarrior  Sat, Nov 23, 2013 7:35:44am

Nice little racket Kessler’s got going for him.

12 Mattand  Sat, Nov 23, 2013 1:50:53pm

I keep reading “Mark Kessler”, but it keeps turning into “Ruby Ridge”.

13 wilburs  Sun, Nov 24, 2013 10:31:35am

I have always believed that the threat posed by these nuts is inversely proportional to the number of spelling errors and grammatical mistakes on their website.

This guy presents no problem.


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