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1 Skip Intro  Thu, Dec 5, 2013 8:39:16am

No internet or talk radio where sociopaths could congregate to spread their messages of ignorance and hate across the globe.

2 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Dec 5, 2013 9:09:36am

All public schools were very strong on math & science, because of “Sputnik,” evolution was taught everywhere.

3 Aqua Obama  Thu, Dec 5, 2013 9:51:31am

Ronald Reagan, the actor?!

4 CriticalDragon1177  Thu, Dec 5, 2013 10:13:33am

Chadu

It seems you already sparked an interesting conversation.

By the way, I hate to have to point this out, but your first link isn’t working. I click on it, and it tells me the page doesn’t exist.

5 chadu  Thu, Dec 5, 2013 10:48:57am

re: #4 CriticalDragon1177

Chadu

It seems you already sparked an interesting conversation.

By the way, I hate to have to point this out, but your first link isn’t working. I click on it, and it tells me the page doesn’t exist.

FIXED!

Danke!

6 BusyMonster  Thu, Dec 5, 2013 1:13:08pm

Most of the boneheads of the Tea Party have this rose-colored vision of the past where men were real men, women were real women, blah, fucking blah.

The reality is, these people are like the character in Bruce Springsteen’s Glory Days. They all turn out to be former, loser, has-been, used-to-have some kind of potential but they fell short, and they would like to return to that place and time where they mattered … regardless of how unlikely it is that they’d make any better a decision this time around.

Return to an even earlier point in history, and you’d hear non-stop BITCHING AND WHINING about how hard everything was. Rewind our social clock just one century, and well most of us would drop dead immediately of the diseases we have no defense against. There’s a reason the population in 2013 is five times as big as it was in 1913: we’re better at keeping alive these days. It’s a joined, cooperative effort.

But also, the day to day mechanics of living would wear most of these lazy-ass Teabaggers out. I don’t think they are prepared to wash their own clothes by hand, or crank the handle on front of the flivver to start it, or any one of the dozens of formerly-very-difficult tasks that we have automated or dispensed with entirely in this day and age.

7 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Dec 5, 2013 2:30:36pm

I think something that they’d run afoul of quite quickly is the use of language, etiquette, and also the more apparent classism existing back then. If they go to eat in the wrong establishment without being properly dressed, acting correctly, etc. they will quickly get the cold shoulder in whatever town they attempt to settle into. There are a lot of expected behaviors and downright social straightjackets there that they would be clueless about.

8 Stoatly  Fri, Dec 6, 2013 3:55:50am

Finding that Christianity was considered to be about the worship of Jesus Christ rather than Ayn Rand, and that “charity” meant more than tax-avoidance

9 Timothy Watson  Fri, Dec 6, 2013 10:09:30am

re: #1 Skip Intro

That’s what the local Klan meeting is for. Dressing up in white hoods causes too many problems nowadays.


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