Undeniable Proof That European Christmas Is Terrifying
You might remember that a few months ago the entire Internet — me included — simultaneously stumbled on the thrilling and mystifying world of monsterotica e-books. It turns out that cheap, short porn stories for people who really, really want to have sex with dinosaurs and D&D monsters is a thriving business, so it probably shouldn’t have come as a surprise that, like every other form of media, there’s a subgenre of a subgenre devoted entirely to Christmas. And it’s mostly about ladies who want rough sex from the Krampus.
“The only thing on your mom’s wish list was for me, the pope, and Teddy Roosevelt to give her a ‘White Christmas.’ Sorry, kids.”