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1 BusyMonster  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 10:39:04am

I swear, wingers can’t get more incoherent. It’s almost impossible to understand what would have lead someone like Keyes to make a statement like this. Hate to break it to you, Alan, but Jesus isn’t filing impeachment proceedings, nor is he encouraging any American anywhere to support the impeachment of Obama. How do I know this? Because he’s fucking not really here.

2 kerFuFFler  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 11:01:01am

What “vicious, dictatorial regime”? Honestly, just how delusional can these wingers get?

3 Rocky-in-Connecticut  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 11:05:20am

I wonder on what planet this tirade is supposed to make any sense. Besides, I seem to recall Jesus actually saying that you are supposed to submit to dictators “Render unto Ceaser…”, and Romans clearly states that all governments are ordained by God.

Romans 13:1
13 Every person is to be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those which exist are established by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists authority has opposed the ordinance of God; and they who have opposed will receive condemnation upon themselves.

This proves that Tea Partiers actually do not read their own Bibles, and just make stuff up as they go along and cherry-pick things that they agree with. No wonder there has been a Conservative movement to re-write the Bible in order to fit it into right-wing ideology.

4 aagcobb  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 11:20:19am

re: #3 Rocky-in-Connecticut

I wonder on what planet this tirade is supposed to make any sense.

Outer Wingnuttia

5 No Country For Old Haters  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 12:02:39pm

Keyes has always been nuts, but he seems to have gone fully Francis E Dec here.

6 CriticalDragon1177  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 12:17:16pm

Alan Keyes, I don’t care if you think Jesus would like you to impeach Obama. His opponents, like you, still haven’t proven that he committed any crime, contrary to anything you may claim.

7 No Country For Old Haters  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 12:27:56pm

re: #6 CriticalDragon1177

Alan Keyes, I don’t care if you think Jesus would like you to impeach Obama. His opponents, like you, still haven’t proven that he committed any crime, contrary to anything you may claim.

Also, Jesus is either imaginary, or a long dead man, and as such isn’t capable of having a problem with the President. If the supernatural were real, and this 1/2 god creature actually existed, it would probably think that Alan Keyes is an idiot.

8 sizzzzlerz  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 12:46:13pm

Because, just like Jesus, impeachable offenses committed by Obama are fictional.

9 BusyMonster  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 1:12:59pm

re: #2 kerFuFFler

What “vicious, dictatorial regime”? Honestly, just how delusional can these wingers get?

The vicious, dictatorial regime of “you lost the election, losers.”

This period of American politics is going to see the complete, cartoonish loss of credibility from the Right. I already assume if a Republican said it it’s fucking stupid, or a lie, or just delusional.

10 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 4:43:32pm

Loony toon Keyes.

11 nines09  Fri, Jan 10, 2014 4:51:42pm

Well I guess that’s the last we’ll hear from Mr. Keyes. I can hear the rotors now…..

12 theheat  Sat, Jan 11, 2014 6:32:01am

Is this the same Jesus that helped Obama win the election? Or do their imaginary friends only do certain requests, like who’s going to win the Superbowl, or which godless counties tornadoes touch down in? //

I’m so sick to death of them selectively attributing divine intervention to whatever happens, good or bad. Really, they suffer a very specific type of mental illness, and they hope like hell it’s contagious.


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