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1 jaunte  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 12:21:54pm

Whittle’s incoherent ‘joke’ makes no sense at all, given Rick Perry’s campaign to get businesses in other states to move to Texas.

2 Jack Burton  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 12:40:23pm

I remember back when Bill Whittle was sane. What happened to that guy?

3 nines09  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 1:02:10pm

re: #2 Jack Burton

I remember back when Bill Whittle was sane. What happened to that guy?

I wonder what happened to a lot of folks. I guess life is too hard to figure out so hate is better. They sure do like fantasizing about shooting people and blowing people up. He’s a tough hombre. He can shovel shit and that’s about it.

4 Jay in Oregon  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 1:32:10pm

After the crowd quiets down, Whittle reminds them that he is from Los Angeles and says that Californians are trying desperately to move to Texas to enjoy its “awesome job opportunities, the incredible economy and the conservative government.”

So you’d better teach them the error of their thinking!

What a vile human being. I bet he considers himself a good Christian, too.

5 BusyMonster  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 1:32:37pm

You know, I’d like the South to know something. If y’all are so hostile that you’re going to open fire on anyone who wanders into your shit-pen, y’all can fuck off and die and nobody will bother y’all anymore. Y’all can jest git to jerkin yerselfs off around the water pump, and otherwise who gives a shit what y’all think?

‘Cause, Y’all (and by that, I mean ALL Y’all) are so fuckin’ stupid, we don’t care anyway!

6 Joanne  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 1:35:20pm

I am sure Californians from Orange County and San Diego (amongst others) will really appreciate the threat…I mean joke.

7 Jack Burton  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 1:44:42pm

re: #4 Jay in Oregon

After the crowd quiets down, Whittle reminds them that he is from Los Angeles and says that Californians are trying desperately to move to Texas to enjoy its “awesome job opportunities, the incredible economy and the conservative government.”

So you’d better teach them the error of their thinking!

What a vile human being. I bet he considers himself a good Christian, too.

IIRC he’s agnostic or atheist. Regardless, a religious nut was something he never was, at least not back during the GWB years. He used to be liberal-ish/centrist. Voted for McCain in the 2000 primary, etc. Was generally sane for some time. I used to think of him as the other Charles for awhile in 2004-2006… then when Charles split with the part of the right he had previously been in agreement with as they went away from him into insane-kookland… Bill Whittle apparently just doubled down on it and followed them. It’s kind of a shame actually. I guess he never got that “Yes you can be against terrorism, extremism and jihad without being a hateful reactionary kook” memo.

8 Jack Burton  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 1:49:22pm

Then again this is also just based on my biased memory and perception from almost a decade ago. He could have always been an asshole of some degree.

9 Archangelus  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 1:52:43pm

While currently abroad, this Californian would have to be paid an outright obscene amount of money to move anywhere near these disgusting ‘specimens’ (I’m hesitant to use the term ‘human being’ with regards to anyone who casually jokes or laughs at the use of weapons against random people from another state)..
The term ‘messed up’ doesn’t even come close IMO…

10 Eclectic Cyborg  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 2:20:29pm

I wonder what his excuse would be if some poor sap from California actually did get shot up in Texas.

11 AlexRogan  Mon, Jan 13, 2014 9:57:16pm

re: #5 BusyMonster

You know, I’d like the South to know something. If y’all are so hostile that you’re going to open fire on anyone who wanders into your shit-pen, y’all can fuck off and die and nobody will bother y’all anymore. Y’all can jest git to jerkin yerselfs off around the water pump, and otherwise who gives a shit what y’all think?

‘Cause, Y’all (and by that, I mean ALL Y’all) are so fuckin’ stupid, we don’t care anyway!

As a Southerner (more specifically, a Tennessean) who’s not “fuckin’ stupid”, fuck you very much.

Some people need to work on avoiding generalizations…

12 thecommodore  Tue, Jan 14, 2014 1:46:36am

More cutting edge conservative humor.

This guy should tour with Stephen Crowder.

They’d have ‘em in stitches.

13 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jan 14, 2014 4:39:57pm

What a riot.// Seriously this is what passes for humor to conservatives? Pathetic jokes about shooting people?


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