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1 Norbrook  Tue, Jan 14, 2014 5:20:26pm

Um… “using the gun as a sex toy?” What could go wrong with this?

2 nines09  Tue, Jan 14, 2014 7:17:57pm

Dare I say they…………………were close……………………to…………….banging?

3 RealityBasedSteve  Tue, Jan 14, 2014 7:23:00pm

Now that’s just stupid. Everybody knows that you need something like a parkerized surface to prevent corrosion in cases like this.

RBS

4 nines09  Tue, Jan 14, 2014 7:30:45pm

“Honey, you trip my triggerblam!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

5 Skip Intro  Tue, Jan 14, 2014 9:04:53pm
The most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize winning novelist Cormac McCarthy was arrested for domestic violence Saturday after she pulled a silver handgun from her genitals to threaten her boyfriend during an argument about space aliens.

Best lede of the year, so far, IMO.

6 Snarknado!  Tue, Jan 14, 2014 9:26:39pm

Not the best holster, IMHO. It makes it sticky and hard to fire.

7 Justanotherhuman  Wed, Jan 15, 2014 4:34:22am

How the hell do you get a gun up your vagina? That has to hurt.

8 nsmith25  Wed, Jan 15, 2014 5:13:51am

From last year:

Link

According to Oklahoma City’s KFOR, police in Ada arrested Christie Dawn Harris at the Dairy Lou Drive Inn on drug charges, and soon discovered why she kept repeating that she needed to go to the bathroom.

The female officer searching Harris noticed “something strange.”

“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR.

A police property report described the item as a “gun located in suspect vagina.”

The report said that the weapon was “loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.”

- See more at: crooksandliars.com

9 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 15, 2014 10:26:19am

re: #6 Snarknado!

Not the best holster, IMHO. It makes it sticky and hard to fire.

That’s a maintenance problem that can be largely solved through the use of proper lubrication.

And yes, I meant that as a double entendre.

10 Eclectic Cyborg  Wed, Jan 15, 2014 11:44:38am

re: #2 nines09

Dare I say they…………………were close……………………to…………….banging?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

11 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 15, 2014 7:29:42pm

Ow.


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