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1 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 1:00:39pm

These guys need serious help,.

2 GeneJockey  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 1:42:24pm

So, not Teh Jooz?

3 Lidane  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 1:56:33pm

Where the hell have these guys been? The religious nuts have been saying that Satan runs the music industry since Elvis shook his hips.

4 lockjawcanbefun  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 2:01:26pm

When does that swell Pat Boone fella come out for his award? I love his singing in that bathtub commercial.

5 nines09  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 2:12:23pm

Where’s my royalty checks?!?? There will be HELL to pay! Regards; Satan Recording and Promotions.

6 sundude  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 2:36:37pm
.. Satan Runs the Music Industry

Hmm .. RIAA .. no, Satan only dreams of being that evil

7 EPR-radar  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 2:39:56pm

re: #6 sundude

Hmm .. RIAA .. no, Satan only dreams of being that evil

Watching the RIAA be the first up against the wall if the revolution comes will make my imminent demise in those circumstances much easier to deal with.

8 Joanne  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 3:40:32pm

Yes, they literally sold their souls and have the contract (titled Sole Sale of Soul) with Satan’s “X” on it.

9 Snarknado!  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 4:35:54pm

Hey, I understand a lot of musicians would agree with them.

10 nines09  Tue, Jan 28, 2014 8:59:44pm

“The fire in the circle, her hanging onto the witch’s broom, and the guys with the gigantic horns on their head in the background…” he said with a laugh of disbelief. “I mean, it is — it’s full-fledged witchcraft and demonic glorification, I think.” Yeah Glenn. Theater. Just like you do Glenn. Except you don’t sing and sell anything but bags of shit (Oh sorry. That’s you in a robe) and you look nowhere as good a Katy Perry. But Glenn? What was the real meaning of the lyrics? Huh? Huh?! Huh??? Huh?

11 RealityBasedSteve  Wed, Jan 29, 2014 6:05:32am

re: #8 Joanne

Yes, they >literally sold their souls and have the contract (titled Sole Sale of Soul) with Satan’s “X” on it.

Actually it’s a sale with an immediate lease back, option to purchase, the underlying soul is then subdivided into portions, combined with other souls and sold as investment grade bonds.

12 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 29, 2014 6:10:44am

Meanwhile Limbaugh apparently is getting all puffy about Mackelmore’s Same Love. Gotta love it. Rap is evil when rappers are rapping about street life but Mackelmore raps about love and they flip their shit too. But honestly Beck and Fischer’s reaction to Beyonce and Katy Perry to me show why the right is hopeless if they continue to stick with the crazy so-con reactionary crap.

13 Ace-o-aces  Wed, Jan 29, 2014 7:44:03am

re: #2 GeneJockey

So, >not Teh Jooz?

Same thing to these guys.

14 SidewaysQuark  Wed, Jan 29, 2014 9:23:47am

Well, of course Satan is running the music industry. If Jesus was running it, music would always suck.


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