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1 nines09  Fri, Jan 31, 2014 7:53:21pm

So how popular is huffing glue in the south? Sounds like it’s a regular thing, done everyday and never missed. MORE PROOF!!!!!!111111111

2 BusyMonster  Fri, Jan 31, 2014 7:53:42pm

Ah, the marvels the outside world will bring to the insular, incurious, and inbred. Snow, probably the only snow they’ve ever seen.

And what do they do? Try to fucking light it on fire.

3 nines09  Fri, Jan 31, 2014 8:03:37pm

re: #2 BusyMonster

Then get soot on it, and snow has dirt in it and the little brain spins around and around and around until frenzy and confusion cause small tiny deaths of active brain cells. Then you’re up at 3AM talking time travel and alien probes to a DJ in a bunker somewhere in the back of your mind.

4 KingKenrod  Fri, Jan 31, 2014 9:41:29pm

I think the point “Sugar Magnolia” is trying to make is the snow is polluted, and judging by her other video likes and uploads (featuring DMT and the Grateful Dead), I think she’s more on the hippie spectrum than whatever Southern cliche you might assume.

5 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jan 31, 2014 10:27:04pm

re: #4 KingKenrod

I think the point “Sugar Magnolia” is trying to make is the snow is polluted, and judging by her other video likes and uploads (featuring DMT and the Grateful Dead), I think she’s more on the hippie spectrum than whatever Southern cliche you might assume.

Oh, I don’t know.

I know in our neighborhood, we were all gathered outside discussing this very thing - that snow MUST be fake. Hell, one of the neighbors even pulled out his lighter to try to light the snow on fire.

I mean, seriously, this was just ALL OVER THE PLACE, the main topic of conversation for 3 days.

Being insular, incurious and inbred, we, of course, still have no clue what to make of it all, even with 3 days of discussions!

I’ll keep reading, though. Might lead to some enlightenment, and I don’t mean with a lighter.

6 Varek Raith  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 12:21:33am

re: #5 reine.de.tout

Oh, I don’t know.

I know in our neighborhood, we were all gathered outside discussing this very thing - that snow MUST be fake. Hell, one of the neighbors even pulled out his lighter to try to light the snow on fire.

I mean, seriously, this was just ALL OVER THE PLACE, the main topic of conversation for 3 days.

Being insular, incurious and inbred, we, of course, still have no clue what to make of it all, even with 3 days of discussions!

I’ll keep reading, though. Might lead to some enlightenment, and I don’t mean with a lighter.

Reine!
HI!!!!!!!!
:)

7 Lidane  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 1:15:36am

re: #6 Varek Raith

Reine!
HI!!!!!!!!
:)

Yeah! What he said. :)

Also, these ZOMG TEH SNOW IZ FAKE dipshits tend to fall more on the Paultard/Alex Jones/dudebro conspiracy nutbar spectrum than any Southern cliche. They’re all about chemtrails and government weather control and false flags more than anything else.

8 ausador  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 1:18:11am

Someone must have released Ice-9, this planet is doomed…

///

9 Archangelus  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 4:48:53am
10 Decatur Deb  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 5:14:41am

re: #5 reine.de.tout

Oh, I don’t know.

I know in our neighborhood, we were all gathered outside discussing this very thing - that snow MUST be fake. Hell, one of the neighbors even pulled out his lighter to try to light the snow on fire.

I mean, seriously, this was just ALL OVER THE PLACE, the main topic of conversation for 3 days.

Being insular, incurious and inbred, we, of course, still have no clue what to make of it all, even with 3 days of discussions!

I’ll keep reading, though. Might lead to some enlightenment, and I don’t mean with a lighter.

Hey Reine—
Are you snarking? All my neighbors just cursed at the ice until it melted.

11 Eclectic Cyborg  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 5:30:36am

I’m Canadian as you know and I can say with 100% certainty that the snow that fell here in the South this past week behaved exactly like every bit of snow I ever saw in the North.

These people are insane.

12 jhncsy  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 5:46:48am

I’m from southeast Massachusetts, and believe me, the snow does melt- two days after we got hit with a storm, we then had a spot of forty-fifty degree weather, before it plunges back to freezing. This has happened twice already in the past month. But, since it was cold for a little bit, I guess climate change is fake.

13 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 7:38:20am

re: #6 Varek Raith

Reine!
HI!!!!!!!!
:)

re: #10 Decatur Deb

Hey Reine—
Are you snarking? All my neighbors just cursed at the ice until it melted.

re: #7 Lidane

Yeah! What he said. :)

Also, these ZOMG TEH SNOW IZ FAKE dipshits tend to fall more on the Paultard/Alex Jones/dudebro conspiracy nutbar spectrum than any Southern cliche. They’re all about chemtrails and government weather control and false flags more than anything else.

Hey, y’all!

Yeah, I’m snarking. The article linked to isn’t so awful, it was the comments assuming the stupidity of ALL southerners that I found hilarious. Also had to love the LVQ-style “Insular, inbred, incurious”.

We basically just enjoyed the unexpected treat of seeing snow.

14 Decatur Deb  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 7:42:18am

re: #13 reine.de.tout

Hey, y’all!

Yeah, I’m snarking. The article linked to isn’t so awful, it was the comments assuming the stupidity of ALL southerners that I found hilarious. Also had to love the LVQ-style “Insular, inbred, incurious”.

We basically just enjoyed the unexpected treat of seeing snow.

We missed the predicted 2-4 inches, got an ice storm. Daughter in Birmingham had to hunker down in a hotel room for two nights.
(Hang around a bit—the political season is pretty dead right now.)

15 Skip Intro  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 7:49:13am

Now that the State of California is beginning to react to the disastrous lack of rain this year, I expect our native grown wingnuts will soon claim that it has rained, but the government and the climate change fraudsters have covered it up to make a power grab.

I expect to see that “idea” appear any day now in the LA TImes readers comment section.

16 Decatur Deb  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 8:15:34am

re: #15 Skip Intro

Now that the State of California is beginning to react to the disastrous lack of rain this year, I expect our native grown wingnuts will soon claim that it has rained, but the government and the climate change fraudsters have covered it up to make a power grab.

I expect to see that “idea” appear any day now in the LA TImes readers comment section.

Or that they (and the Nestle co.) sold it to China. There really is such a conspiracy theory about Great Lakes water.

google.com

17 Varek Raith  Sat, Feb 1, 2014 11:40:09pm

re: #11 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m Canadian as you know and I can say with 100% certainty that the snow that fell here in the South this past week behaved exactly like every bit of snow I ever saw in the North.

These people are insane.

And we can all agree that this is Canada’s fault.
It’s your cold air.
;)


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