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1 aagcobb  Wed, Feb 5, 2014 8:01:29pm

Our first nominee for the 2014 Darwin Awards! True he didn’t kill himself, but at least he won’t be reproducing!

2 Political Atheist  Thu, Feb 6, 2014 8:01:39am

Time wounds all heels.

3 BusyMonster  Thu, Feb 6, 2014 8:09:07am

The longer I live on this planet without owning a gun, the safer I feel. It’s amazing how much misery people endure for the illusion of feeling safer.

4 gummitch  Thu, Feb 6, 2014 10:38:35am

Maybe it’s a Portland thing. I was on a grand jury here about 25 years ago and another moron had a (stolen) pistol down his pants when confronted by police. When he pulled it out at the officer’s request it went off and blew a chunk from his thigh — just missing his stones.

5 nines09  Thu, Feb 6, 2014 11:01:21am

I’ll bet the paramedics and hospital staff had to excuse themselves quite a few times. “Uh. mmmmmm……Be right…..uhhhhh….ummmm ……back……” (Sounds of muffled laughing from hallway/adjacent room/background.)
“So. Mr. Johnson, it appears you almost blew your Johnson off.”…. Here’s where I lose it……


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