Jim Treacher (@jtLOL ) is having a sad

Half of Americans think gay marriage is in the Constitution

And how many of those 50% cited the relevant amendment (14th)? How many of them know the Constitution even has amendments? How many of them know what the Constitution is?

Aweee….. he doesnt mind if gay people TELL themselves they are married, as long as he doesnt have to agree they are actually married….by you know - law…..

However, there is a problem with his lede, and context:

Fifty percent say the U.S. Constitution’s guarantee of equal protection gives gays the right to marry, while 41 percent say it does not.

Yeah, that says 50% of Americans believe gays are protected by “the Equal Protection Clause of the U.S. Constitution”, not that they believe gay marriage ” is in the Constitution”

not a lie right? we can chalk this one up to not understanding how the English language portrays mathematics?

right?

Please…….. it does not need to be said - but I will say it anyways - Jim Treacher is desperate:

I’m not sure why they’re bringing the Constitution into it anyway. It’s not like Obama follows it. Why should anybody who voted for him?

Of course, whatever is stopping Jim Treacher from bringing a suit against the President on constitutional premises is beyond me…… putting your money where your mouth is apparently not a conservative virtue.

b.t.w. Gay Peoples of the Worldz - Mr. Treacher wants you to know

“If I make a joke at gay people’s expense, as I just attempted to do, it doesn’t mean I want you to be wiped from the planet. It means I made a joke.”

so if you’re being sensitive about his ‘jokes’ at your expense, please understand that insults his sensitivities and rights to make jokes at your expense. Totally not personal….