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1 Skip Intro  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 12:01:05pm
Have you ever noticed that there is not the same deep hatred for non-Christians and non-Christian religions?

You know, I’ve always wondered why the Jews have been living on Easy Street for like, forever.

That’s for clearing that up for me, Matt.

2 Timothy Watson  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 12:31:47pm
The world’s false religions—all those whose foundation is not solely the Gospel of Christ—lead to one place: eternal damnation and separation from God. This includes false, so-called “Christian” religions that deny Christ as the only Way to salvation

[…]

Supernatural hatred for Christians and Jews exists because they are God’s people

Uh…um….what? Is this guy aware that Jews don’t accept Christ as their Savior? How can someone have that much cognitive dissonance within two paragraphs?

3 CriticalDragon1177  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 12:35:30pm

re: #1 Skip Intro

Not to mention the ridiculous attempts to claim that Islam isn’t a religion, and the claim that its not protected under the first amendment, or how Christians treated unbelievers in Europe during the middle ages.

4 Kragar  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 12:46:18pm

They never consider that many of their problems stem from being colossal fucking assholes.

5 Decatur Deb  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 12:47:34pm

Does Satan offer profitsharing and Dental?

6 CriticalDragon1177  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 12:54:20pm

re: #5 Decatur Deb

I hear the dental plan in Hell is excellent. ;)

7 Decatur Deb  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 12:55:34pm

re: #6 CriticalDragon1177

I hear the dental plan in Hell is excellent. ;)

Hell is a waiting room full of other people.

8 Mentis Fugit  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 1:08:52pm

Dear Matt Blahblah,

Let me put this in terms you will understand.

Go. To. Hell.

Sincerely,
Me

9 CriticalDragon1177  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 1:12:46pm

re: #7 Decatur Deb

Hell is a waiting room full of other people.

So you mean its like the GOP claimed Obama care would be?

10 Decatur Deb  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 1:15:20pm

re: #9 CriticalDragon1177

So you mean its like the GOP claimed Obama care would be?

No, the goddam registration software for hell works.

11 Official Lab Rat In Gay Radical Experiment  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 2:42:12pm
Have you ever noticed that there is not the same deep hatred for non-Christians and non-Christian religions?

Really Matt? Really?? You want to see frenzied hatred of a non Evangelical Christian religion? Check out Pam Gellar’s site or Robert Spenser, or any comments for anything that has to do with Muslims on youtube or Yahoo.

Talk to my MIL and her Fanatic friends who hate Catholics or atheists
or dear god, Mormons (That cult).

And of course, like the con artist he is, he was nice enough to point out how Jewish people are also the “real deal” *wink*

12 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 5:28:41pm

What about those of us who don’t worship?

13 sauceruney  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 5:31:20pm

Does he realize that his kind of “Christianity” is off-putting enough that I’d worship Satan just to piss him off?

14 Kragar  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 5:39:52pm

re: #12 FemNaziBitch

What about those of us who don’t worship?

Satan

15 mechanic  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 7:01:21pm

Matt, they make a sauce you can put on your thumb that helps you stop sucking it.

16 nines09  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 7:33:33pm

re: #12 FemNaziBitch

What about those of us who don’t worship?

How did you get internet in hell?

17 Kragar  Tue, Mar 11, 2014 7:43:59pm

re: #16 nines09

How did you get internet in hell?

Comcast.

18 Decatur Deb  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 12:37:28am

re: #16 nines09

How did you get internet in hell?

re: #17 Kragar

Comcast.

Civ IV online, 300 baud. No patches.


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