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1 wrenchwench  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 9:37:42am

Wait until they find out that public schools are teaching algebra!

2 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 9:58:43am

re: #1 wrenchwench

Wait until they find out that public schools are teaching algebra!

Hadn’t thought of that. They should rename it “liberty ciphering” or something or maybe abolish it altogether. My sister-in-law did not believe in algebra. She said letters were letters and numbers were numbers and it was some kind of voodoo when they got mixed up together.

3 Lancelot Link  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 10:09:04am

re: #1 wrenchwench

Wait until they find out that public schools are teaching algebra!

Even worse, what if they find out the origin of the word “alcohol”?

4 calochortus  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 10:09:39am

Don’t forget that you shouldn’t feed the livestock alfalfa.

5 Pie-onist Overlord  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 10:21:44am

Oh bosh! What nincompoop put alcohol in the ketchup?

6 kirkspencer  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 10:37:11am

Have they become French, who insist their language be etymologically pure?

7 Egregious Philbin  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 12:02:36pm

TX is so behind us in AZ, we hyped the haboob word for years! And our TV weathersluts are the haboobiest!

8 Ace-o-aces  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 12:03:35pm

I guess they should also demand that Channel 11 stop using them ARABIC numerals and start calling themselves Channel XI.

9 RealityBasedSteve  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 1:10:22pm

It offends me so much that I must recline on my Damask Sofa while sipping a mint Julip and eating sherbert

RBS

10 Backwoods_Sleuth  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 1:20:16pm

I would have thought they would be ecstatic that “the boobs are coming! THE BOOBS ARE COMING!!!”

11 Ian G.  Wed, Mar 12, 2014 2:08:21pm

Well, I hope NWS Lubbock doesn’t have to report any tornado warnings this spring, since “tornado” is a Spanish (re: illegal immigrant) term. Maybe they should go with the wingnut-PC term “spinning freedom storm”.


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