The Source of All Sin — Not really Sarcastic YMMV —by FemNaziBitch
Here is the deal.
The World According to Male Interpreted History:
Adam was suppossedly created first and placed in the Garden of Eden. He was told not to eat from a certain tree.
Then God, with his infinite forethought and wisdom, decided that a creature with a penis and sperm was not complete. He needed to create a another that had eggs and the capability to nurture offspring.
He created a Woman.
Now, how to get sperm to meet egg?
In his infinite forethought and wisdom God had endowed both Adam and Woman with HORMONES.
See Adam seemed not to ever have desires or morning hard-ons until he saw WOMAN. At least, he never ate from the forbidden tree (so we are to believe) I guess wet-dreams never happened either.
Anyway, because WOMAN was created second and by her presence alone caused Adam to realize he had this little thingy between his legs, she is the source of all sin.
Yes, it is the the world of G-d as interpreted by old MEN.
Someday I may explain the concept of the Pedestal.