Pages

Jump to bottom

4 comments

1 nines09  Apr 22, 2014 11:06:11am

“Honhesst ossifer. It wassss my fried, uh, friend who as dinking inna car. Not meeeee. Imma publican whoo ist sponsible anaa layer abiding citzin.”

2 calochortus  Apr 22, 2014 12:10:19pm

So, did he have his license suspended for refusing the test as would happen with ordinary mortals?

3 Skip Intro  Apr 22, 2014 12:17:16pm

re: #2 calochortus

So, did he have his license suspended for refusing the test as would happen with ordinary mortals?

I’m surprised he was booked. I imagine there was a lot of “Do you know who I am” thrown around. He must not have a powerful daddy or connected friends.

4 nines09  Apr 22, 2014 8:08:28pm

“So iffin they don’t want me to drink and drive why the fuck do bars have parking lots??!!? And now because it’s 2 AM and I have to go through the drive through ‘cause the door is locked to get a fucking Burrito and nachos and a coke I’m a fucking criminal? Do you know who I am? Do YOU KNOW? LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHJAHAHAHHAAHAH.
Yep. Me or you would have been beat the fuck up and a window or two broken out of your ride (by your head maybe) and a nickel ride to your cell or better yet, a ride to the wrong Parrish or Precinct. “Bad news. Gotta get back in the back of the wagon.” Not this Pillar Of Republican Society whose high standards only apply to others further down the food chain. can we run a lottery that the winner gets to punch him in the mouth? Didn’t think so. Same as it ever was.


This page has been archived.
Comments are closed.

Jump to top

Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
Last updated: 2016-01-01 10:29 am PST
LGF User's Guide RSS Feeds Tweet

Help support Little Green Footballs!

Subscribe now for ad-free access!Register and sign in to a free LGF account before subscribing, and your ad-free access will be automatically enabled.

Recent PagesClick to refresh
Nick Lowe-I Love the Sound of Breaking GlassNick LoweI Love the Sound of Breaking Glass (1978)
Thanos
9 hours, 6 minutes ago
Views: 90 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Latest IoT DDoS Attack Dwarfs Krebs Takedown at Nearly 1Tbps Driven by 150K Devices If you thought that the massive DDoS attack earlier this month on Brian Krebs’ security blog was record-breaking, take a look at what just happened to France-based hosting provider OVH. OVH was the victim of a wide-scale DDoS attack ...
Thanos
10 hours, 46 minutes ago
Views: 204 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 2
Tweets: 13 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Off-Duty Cop Who Killed Delrawn Small Indicted on Murder Charges A city cop was indicted Monday on second-degree murder charges in the road-rage shooting death of driver Delrawn Small, who was killed in a July 4 confrontation with the off-duty officer, sources said. The cop, Wayne Isaacs, will be ...
Thanos
10 hours, 50 minutes ago
Views: 211 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Gov. Christie Was Happy to Hear of Fort Lee Gridlock: Ex-Crony Gov. Christie was “happy” when he learned that gridlock had overwhelmed Fort Lee following the mayor's refusal to endorse his reelection, his former loyalist at the Port Authority testified Tuesday. David Wildstein recalled in Newark Federal Court that he ...
Thanos
10 hours, 55 minutes ago
Views: 97 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Bomb Blasts Strike Mosque, Congress Center in Germany City of Dresden BERLIN (Reuters) - Two improvised bombs exploded in the eastern German city of Dresden on Monday evening ― one at a mosque and one at an international conference center ― but no one was injured, police said on Tuesday. ...
Thanos
13 hours, 39 minutes ago
Views: 162 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Like 2016 Campaign, First Presidential Debate Defied Conventional Patterns Clinton suggested Trump was hiding something and said he may have paid no federal income tax at all. “That makes me smart,” Trump said. “So if he’s paid zero, that means zero for troops, zero for vets, zero for ...
Thanos
13 hours, 58 minutes ago
Views: 254 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Donald Trump Fell for Hillary Clinton’s Trap at Monday’s Presidential Debate The Clinton campaign’s greatest fear throughout the general election has been that some other Trump would emerge ― a more measured, reasonable and mature man, one who might look like he was ready for the Oval Office. That man ...
Thanos
14 hours, 2 minutes ago
Views: 270 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 3
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Factbox: Market Participants React to U.S. Presidential Debate JAMES ATHEY, INVESTMENT MANAGER AT ABERDEEN ASSET MANAGEMENT: "What we're seeing in markets this morning is a small, collective sigh of relief because most commentators, and the few polls that have been released, suggest Clinton won the debate. Equities ...
Thanos
14 hours, 5 minutes ago
Views: 209 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 2
Tweets: 2 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
The Laowa 24mm F/14 2x Macro Lens Is Super Weird I'd say just use it indoors or on private property. Unless you want to look like an open carry gun guy. Interesting concept for certain kinds of images. Just maybe not near a Presidential motorcade. Venus Optics are quickly ...
Great White Snark
1 day, 10 hours ago
Views: 217 • Comments: 1 • Rating: 2
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Pharma Company Boosts the Price of an Old Acne Cream 3,900% The greedy, price-hiking ways of Turing, Mylan, Valent, and countless others are breaking out like blemishes across the face of the pharmaceutical industry. So it may come as no surprise that a simple acne cream, called Aloquin, saw its ...
Thanos
2 days, 3 hours ago
Views: 494 • Comments: 1 • Rating: 4
Tweets: 81 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 1
Comments: 0
: 1