Those of you who know me know how much I lerve me some Dinesh D’Souza. Don’t tell his wife or his fiancee or they might get jealous. I swear there is nobody who has the same infuriating mix of self-satisfied smugness, sophomoric intellectual ability, and certain knowledge that the rules do not apply to him.

I wouldn’t be so smug if I didn’t deserve it.

Dinesh D’Souza has always had a vastly over-sized opinion of himself, and has never understood why his actions make him responsible for the trouble he gets himself into, but apparently he imagines that his current legal difficulty—a federal judge refused to dismiss the campaign finance fraud charges against him, largely because of a technicality (compelling evidence)—is due to his being on President Obama’s Enemies List. Almost certainly in the Number One spot on that list. Because D’Souza wrote a sadly ridiculous article in Forbes that criticized Obama for being…well, you are going to have to read this one yourself because as Daniel Larison of The American Conservative , stated: “Dinesh D’Souza has authored what may possibly be the most ridiculous piece of Obama analysis yet written…. All in all, D’Souza’s article reads like a bad conspiracy theory.”

Because, come on, those laws don’t apply to D’Souza. And if they do it is because somebody else is cheating.