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1 nines09  May 18, 2014 2:28:15pm

Overnight AM Radio moves to mainstream news. “Mommy? Why are we so fucking stupid?” Aliens. Now eat your worms and shut up!

2 Rightwingconspirator  May 18, 2014 2:43:21pm

Lady you are going to have to do better than that to explain why two of your kids look like the pool man more than Dad. ///

3 Major Tom  May 18, 2014 2:50:51pm

” Elaine: According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen.

Peter Venkman: Valentine’s day. Bummer. Where’d you get your date, Elaine?

Elaine: I received this information from an alien. As I told my husband, it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn, I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me. He started talking to me. He bought me a drink, and then I think he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind control device because he forced me to follow him to his room and that’s where he told me about the end of the world.

Peter Venkman: So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus?

Elaine: It could have been a room on the spaceship made to look like the hotel. I can’t be sure about that, Peter. “

4 Shiplord Kirel  May 18, 2014 3:18:32pm

This experiment explains why the ETs abducted MH-370, more breeding stock.

5 blueraven  May 18, 2014 3:29:45pm

You know, shame on CNN for just this little clip. it is click bait for them and is typical of the CNN management.

Spurlock’s entire series, Inside Man, is about embedding himself into different cultures or groups and reporting from within: Atheists, migrant farm workers, medical marijuana, just to name a few.

There are a lot of people in this country who believe in UFOs and Aliens.
I dare say, Spurlock will do a good job helping to understand where all this comes from.

CNN has some good series…Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown is good and so is Inside Man.

It deserves better than this.

6 Eclectic Cyborg  May 18, 2014 3:43:16pm

Apparently this all started happening after a bizarre run in with Rand Paul.

7 De Kolta Chair  May 18, 2014 3:44:41pm

The History Channel is looking better every day.

8 aagcobb  May 18, 2014 3:45:02pm

CNN recently asked if the KKK could rebrand itself, to which one wit quipped that that segment was part of CNN’s efforts to rebrand itself as the Onion.

9 Skip Intro  May 18, 2014 3:47:33pm

re: #7 De Kolta Chair

The History Channel is looking better every day.

True. At least there’s never any doubt that all their shows are fake.

10 sizzzzlerz  May 18, 2014 3:56:52pm

Seriously, CNN? Alien babies? This is what you’ve become? A cable network supermarket tabloid.

11 jonquilofmars  May 18, 2014 5:31:52pm

So… “How is Elvis and have you seen him lately?”

12 aagcobb  May 18, 2014 5:49:34pm

re: #11 jonquilofmars

So… “How is Elvis and have you seen him lately?”

Elvis isn’t dead; he just went home.

13 CriticalDragon1177  May 18, 2014 5:50:11pm

Gus,

Can we see these “children?” What exactly do they look like? I’m guessing they don’t exist.

14 CriticalDragon1177  May 18, 2014 5:51:36pm

re: #4 Shiplord Kirel

This experiment explains why the ETs abducted MH-370, more breeding stock.

Off course if they had such a low view of humanity that they would able to abduct us like this, why would they want to combine their DNA with ours, even assuming they could?

15 CriticalDragon1177  May 18, 2014 5:54:43pm

re: #7 De Kolta Chair

The History Channel is looking better every day.

re: #10 sizzzzlerz

Seriously, CNN? Alien babies? This is what you’ve become? A cable network supermarket tabloid.

I haven’t seen it. In fairness the documentary may take a very skeptical approach. In which case they’ll completely dismiss her ridiculous claims by the end of the program. They’ll also point out that she doesn’t have any compelling evidence to back it up.

16 nines09  May 18, 2014 7:16:40pm

re: #15 CriticalDragon1177

Give airtime to a moth who claims she had been impregnated by a tuna and the children are amphibians. Then tell the audience that it may not be true? Just may not be……true? Sounds reasonable to me. Yep.

17 jonhendry  May 19, 2014 5:05:19am

Let’s be fair.

Who among us hasn’t from time to time been convinced that our children are aliens?

18 HappyWarrior  May 19, 2014 7:42:21am

re: #8 aagcobb

CNN recently asked if the KKK could rebrand itself, to which one wit quipped that that segment was part of CNN’s efforts to rebrand itself as the Onion.

You’re kidding. They actually asked that? Man CNN is has become such a pathetic joke.


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