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1 Justanotherhuman  Jun 27, 2014 4:15:42pm

Just. Holy. Shit.

2 EPR-radar  Jun 27, 2014 4:20:04pm

I still stand by my earlier observation that this nonsense is not measurably worse as preparation for running for public office than attending a RWNJ diploma mill.

3 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 27, 2014 4:21:08pm

heh…he said “stool”…

4 sauceruney  Jun 27, 2014 4:29:34pm

I made the mistake of searching Google for “cranking fetish”

5 Jayleia  Jun 27, 2014 5:16:27pm

I had no idea this was even a thing…and I know a few things.

6 Skip Intro  Jun 27, 2014 5:44:46pm

Hey, let’s give the guy some slack. He did this long ago, like around two years or so. Ancient history.

All his voters care about are his positions on the issues of the day; is evolution from the pits of hell, is the earth 6000 or 10000 years old, and is Obama the Anti-Christ?

These are the only things that matter to GOP voters these days.

7 Skip Intro  Jun 27, 2014 7:03:06pm

I’ve found his campaign song.

“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I put my hand down my pants
And play with my balls
In Cars

Here in my car
I can push on the gas
When it makes a big spark
Sensations shoot up my ass
In cars”

- Gary Numan by way of Billy Jackson

8 sauceruney  Jun 27, 2014 7:33:32pm

re: #7 Skip Intro

Would it be fair to bring this to a debate?
Jacob’s ladder

9 Kafitrar  Jun 27, 2014 7:48:45pm

I went into this page thinking it was about the Republican congressional candidate who accused his opponent of being a body double of the real guy.

10 Blue Fielder  Jun 27, 2014 8:28:58pm

The phrase “low hanging fruit” comes to mind.

11 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 28, 2014 2:34:37am

re: #4 sauceruney

I made the mistake of searching Google for “cranking fetish”

Damn you. /

12 FemNaziBitch  Jun 28, 2014 7:49:01am

While, the GOP’s obsession with controlling sexual behavior seems to make some sense in this situation, they assume everyone has such “issues”.

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