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1 sagehen  Jul 1, 2014 10:55:48am

All these whackos who insist that non-reproductive sex is “recreational”… does their faith really not promote sex for the purpose of marital intimacy and bonding? Do they truly believe it pleases God for couples with enough children to never fuck again?

Just one more of a thousand reasons I’m so very grateful not have been born to a Christian family.

2 Dr. Matt  Jul 1, 2014 11:13:28am

Fucking caveman.

3 Tigger2  Jul 1, 2014 12:28:07pm

Well I’m a man and I kind of liked that recreational behavior but that’s now all it was, What sagehen said is true it does keep the closeness in a relationship and helps it survive.

4 calochortus  Jul 1, 2014 12:38:25pm

And what, precisely, is wrong with supporting recreation? Do we not maintain public lands for hunters and fishermen? Do we not have parks, beaches, libraries, hiking trails?

5 sizzzzlerz  Jul 1, 2014 12:45:41pm

As opposed to sex performed for business reasons?

I believe there is another term for that.

6 Lidane  Jul 1, 2014 12:49:38pm

Dear Senator Lee,

In short, fuck off. That is all.

No love,

7 Ace-o-aces  Jul 1, 2014 2:51:15pm

Sen. Lee is just angry because no ones ever enjoyed having sex with him, so the rest of us must suffer.

8 Recreational Birth Control User  Jul 1, 2014 3:23:42pm

Yep, nothing I like better after a long day at work than sitting back, drinking a glass of wine and recreationally using birth control.


9 Patricia Kayden  Jul 1, 2014 3:55:31pm

Wow. Republicans have no respect for women at all. Like we’re all dumb and whorish.

10 Kid A  Jul 1, 2014 4:27:34pm

Annnnd, Viagra is for what again?

11 Floral Giraffe  Jul 1, 2014 4:44:16pm

@Kid A What he said!

12 The War TARDIS  Jul 1, 2014 4:50:07pm

Any man who says this needs to be kicked in the nuts. He was only using them for recreation.

13 J A P  Jul 2, 2014 12:02:47am

Does anyone get that there’s probably a man there or there wouldn’t need to be birth control? Are there really so many married men out there who are clueless as to why they don’t have twelve kids and a recently deceased wife? Are women taking care of these things so quietly that men don’t even know about it? Wasn’t Griswold originally about married couples? Do men understand where the conservatives are going?

14 Kruk  Jul 2, 2014 2:22:44am

re: #10 Kid A

Annnnd, Viagra is for what again?

Surely you’re not saying that erections have consequences?

Sorry. I’ve been waiting a while to use that line.

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