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1 Skip Intro  Jul 22, 2014 2:35:16pm

Teddy bears and soccer balls? WTF?

Lobbing live grenades and hosing down these spawn of Satan with flamethrowers is the only thing that will satisfy the base.

Get with it Ted, or the base will be leaving you behind. You’re not the only raving lunatic in the GOP, you know.

2 HappyWarrior  Jul 22, 2014 3:13:00pm

These people are why I think the GOP base may be an even bigger evil than the politicians.

3 Skip Intro  Jul 22, 2014 3:18:11pm

Anyone have any spare ammo? Chief Kessler has got himself into one hell of a firefight, and damn it all, someone forgot to pack the ammo.

Mark Kessler
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We are in serious of serious ammo bad, anyone that can donate for us to buy more ammo please do so at we need approx 5 to ten thousand rounds , we are expecting to be contacted tmrw by cartel and Mexican military , the firefight is ex specters to last for days we will be streaming live on us team if possible on my account , this is the real deal and a serious call out for immediate assistance , thank you , CMK
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4 De Kolta Chair  Jul 22, 2014 3:30:14pm

re: #3 Skip Intro


5 Skip Intro  Jul 22, 2014 3:42:53pm

Speaking of GOP raving lunatics,

Bachmann Says She Might Seek Presidency in 2016

I tried to warn you, Ted.

6 Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 22, 2014 4:43:57pm

Couldn’t happen to a better person.

You made this bed Ted. Enjoy laying in it.

7 Decatur Deb  Jul 22, 2014 5:19:22pm

re: #3 Skip Intro

Anyone have any spare ammo? Chief Kessler has got himself into one hell of a firefight, and damn it all, someone forgot to pack the ammo.

Heh. Bake-sale logistics.

8 aagcobb  Jul 22, 2014 7:44:23pm

Someday the GOP base will shrivel down to two 90 year old lunatics screeching RINO!! at each other. Can’t happen soon enough.

9 Egregious Philbin  Jul 22, 2014 9:10:19pm

F’ em….let them form their circular firing squads and destroy everything that is not ideologically pure. And when there are none of them left, we point and laugh.

10 Alyosha  Jul 23, 2014 5:50:11am

‘Just uphold the law’

WTF do you think is being done?

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