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1 ausador  Jul 27, 2014 10:28:39pm

Wouldn’t just wrapping your entire head in aluminum foil be a superior method? No visible face to recognize that way, plus it would also help to confuse the increasingly prevalent IR scanners that “dazzle” paint would have no effect on.

Alternately if you live in a jurisdiction that has banned wearing “masks” in public you could get a professional grade latex facial prosthetic to alter the contours of your face. Unfortunately it will take a little longer to get ready to go out the door in the morning and you may often have little bits of spirit gum stuck in your beard.

Still wouldn’t it be worth it just to know that at least the NSA isn’t tracking you (just your social network, your phone/wi-fi carrier, your grocery store, your bank, your credit card company, your vehicle manufacturer, and probably a few other corporations depending on your chosen lifestyle), on your daily 5 day a week commute to the same place?

/// :p

2 KiTA  Jul 27, 2014 11:54:00pm

Wow.

We have truly went over the bend. Instead of tinfoil hats, we have completely ineffectual makeup. And the worst part is, absolutely none of them see the irony.

3 Rocky-in-Connecticut  Jul 28, 2014 3:25:09am

more likely these dudebros see themselves as the protagonist in the camp cult classic “They Live” by John Carpenter. The pro wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper is the only one who can see the aliens and their surveillance equipment by wearing special sunglasses. Epic street brawl fight scene ensues.

Really kind of sums up the mindset of taking a work of camp fiction and reworking it into their own little self important sob story.

4 kirkspencer  Jul 28, 2014 3:47:56am
and the hair dangled just so.

So apparently those of us with follicle deficiency syndrome should just stand proud, or something.

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5 Norbrook  Jul 28, 2014 4:34:09am

Because goodness knows wearing camouflage all the time wouldn’t make you stand out in a crowd!

6 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 28, 2014 4:45:02am

re: #5 Norbrook

Because goodness knows wearing camouflage all the time wouldn’t make you stand out in a crowd!

Make sure you move in a crowd where everybody else is made up just like you!!!!

SMASH CONFORMITY!!!!!!

7 Flounder  Jul 28, 2014 6:05:09am

Because only assholes wear cowboy hats

/ 1/2

8 nines09  Jul 28, 2014 9:17:57am

If they would all shit in their hats and pull it down past their ears they would go unnoticed.


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