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1 I Stand With Big Sodomy!  Sep 4, 2014 1:52:22pm

This seriously makes me want to slap him in the face.

2 Bulworth  Sep 4, 2014 2:31:57pm

“Also, after paying your regular tithe to your church, use your credit cards to send some money to The 700 Club. Actually, just send all your tithes to us. “

3 De Kolta Chair  Sep 4, 2014 2:32:03pm

That’s our Pat!

And he broke a GOP cardinal rule by saying “people are hiring” during a Democratic administration.

4 HappyWarrior  Sep 4, 2014 2:45:35pm

Old dickhead.

5 iossarian  Sep 4, 2014 2:54:11pm

This suggests a game of sorts: try to come up with the most outlandishly sad set of circumstances under which Pat Robertson will still recommend that you “get out and work” and keep sending money his way.

6 BongCrodny  Sep 4, 2014 3:11:17pm
“Our old car just broke down and we had to borrow money to fix it,” she continued. “We both need dental work, but we can’t afford it. I constantly have to use our credit card to pay for medical needs… What could we be doing wrong?”

Well, for one thing, you’re asking Pat Robertson for advice.

7 Amory Blaine  Sep 4, 2014 3:36:21pm

What a scumbag.

8 nines09  Sep 4, 2014 4:08:39pm

“Our old car just broke down and we had to borrow money to fix it,” she continued. “We both need dental work, but we can’t afford it. I constantly have to use our credit card to pay for medical needs… What could we be doing wrong?”
“Well, you just haven’t been sending me the right amount of money. The powers that be see that and well, like they say, what goes around , comes around. Have you considered prostitution? I prostitute myself every day and I make money. So just get up on it and get down with the money, honey. I’m waiting and you know who is too!!”

9 aagcobb  Sep 4, 2014 4:24:07pm

re: #6 BongCrodny

Well, for one thing, you’re asking Pat Robertson for advice.

Wins the thread.

10 Skip Intro  Sep 4, 2014 4:28:12pm

Surely Jesus ended every sermon by demanding 10% of everything the audience had, OR ELSE!

11 KingKenrod  Sep 4, 2014 6:09:17pm

Here’s some advice for Pat - why don’t you give them some of YOUR money? That would be a real blessing.

“Get a job” and “Sell your stuff” aren’t blessings, they’re the kind of thing a shitty monster says to old people.

12 Aye Pod  Sep 4, 2014 7:00:57pm

‘…what about all that useless plumbing you have in your house - most of it doesn’t do that much, and copper gets good prices these days…’

13 Shiplord Kirel  Sep 4, 2014 7:50:38pm

What a callous bastard.

My advice to the old lady: Keep your tithe, join a real church (one that obeys Matthew 25:31) and, oh yeah, vote for Democrats.

14 LoonRadio  Sep 4, 2014 8:03:15pm

To be fair, she COULD start a broadcasting empire and get enough money to buy a university simply by asking for it…

15 Sionainn  Sep 5, 2014 9:27:21am

Could we turn him in for elder abuse? I despise that man.


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