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1 1Peter G1  Sep 20, 2014 3:55:22am

Sure dude. All those little old ladies and men who voted no decided to kick the asses of all those shirtless flag caped young fellows who voted yes. Yea that’s it.

2 Romantic Heretic  Sep 20, 2014 4:53:04am

Well, that took longer than I thought.

3 1Peter G1  Sep 20, 2014 5:10:04am

re: #2 Romantic Heretic

I don’t know about you but I’m almost tempted to check out the link to find out what nasty racists epithets these Scots purportedly heaped upon these other Scots but it’s The Guardian. If I’m not mistaken that was the one time home of Greewaldian journalism and the place where the Greenwald could was developed. That’s the new journalistic hypothetical convention wherein speculation that something could happen proves that it did.

4 hellosnackbar  Sep 20, 2014 5:41:48am

This piece of trouble was a very minor event!
Sir Alex Ferguson said : I lived in Scotland most of my life but living in England does not make me feel like a foreigner!
300 years as one country is a long time!

5 Decatur Deb  Sep 20, 2014 5:44:58am

It’s possible that strong drink was involved.

6 1Peter G1  Sep 20, 2014 7:18:26am

re: #5 Decatur Deb

If they don’t put a lid on this right now a football game might break out! They should round the majority right now. Oh btw did you read any of those lovely tweets about how all no voters were cowardly shits. I believe they call those Scotish valentines.

7 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 20, 2014 2:51:15pm

re: #3 1Peter G1

I don’t know about you but I’m almost tempted to check out the link to find out what nasty racists epithets these Scots purportedly heaped upon these other Scots but it’s The Guardian. If I’m not mistaken that was the one time home of Greewaldian journalism and the place where the Greenwald could was developed. That’s the new journalistic hypothetical convention wherein speculation that something could happen proves that it did.

If your time wasn’t so precious, you’d see that those were skinhead grannies…

Oh wait… just skinheads.

8 Aye Pod  Sep 20, 2014 2:55:04pm

re: #6 1Peter G1

If they don’t put a lid on this right now a football game might break out! They should round the majority right now. Oh btw did you read any of those lovely tweets about how all no voters were cowardly shits. I believe they call those Scotish valentines.

Aargh! They’re making fun of the shiters (that’s pronounced ‘shyters’ btw)! Save us from these thugs!

I shat myself

9 Aye Pod  Sep 20, 2014 3:05:57pm

How many ‘no’ voters does it take to change a lightbulb?

10 Aye Pod  Sep 20, 2014 3:09:54pm

Ok, I’ll go first.

Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other one to put the clothes in the washer, taking care to select the ‘heavy soiling’ cycle.

11 iceweasel  Sep 20, 2014 3:15:52pm

re: #9 Aye Pod

How many ‘no’ voters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None— they’re too terrified of change and they like being in the dark.

*rimshot*

12 iceweasel  Sep 20, 2014 3:17:23pm

re: #11 iceweasel

they like being in the dark.

…..It makes it harder to see the shit stains on their trousers.

I can keep going!


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