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1 Skip Intro  Sep 24, 2014 9:56:04am

If I were God, I’d want a look at Pat’s books.

2 I Stand With Big Sodomy!  Sep 24, 2014 10:26:24am
“I don’t know what handout you’re talking about. We don’t take a handout from the government,” he quipped. “Not paying taxes, it’s your money.

Either he is a complete buffoon about this, or he is being willfully deceitful about it. With wingnuts, it’s hard to know!

3 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 24, 2014 11:32:05am

As soon as god writes the checks…

4 nines09  Sep 24, 2014 11:53:07am

Pat is just an escrow service. He takes his cut and holds the rest for God. God might need money when he comes back, or a ride or snacks.

5 calochortus  Sep 24, 2014 11:53:21am

Whose face is on those coins? (Caesar’s or God’s?)

6 Slap  Sep 24, 2014 12:37:35pm

re: #2 I Stand With Big Sodomy!

Either he is a complete buffoon about this, or he is being willfully deceitful about it. With wingnuts, it’s hard to know!

With Splat Robertson, it’s NEVER hard to know. Always assume it’s a combination of both in varying proportions.

But I do wonder — doe THE BOSS use Brinks to pick up “his” money, or does Splat just send it to a cloud?

7 Shiplord Kirel  Sep 24, 2014 1:59:25pm

If this is really God’s money, He can go to the Treasury Department in person and ask for it. Would they dare refuse?

8 LoonRadio  Sep 24, 2014 4:24:13pm

Rule# 1: Never trust anyone who tells you they know what God wants.

9 Varek Raith  Sep 25, 2014 2:17:16am

What does God need with a starship money?

10 RadicalModerate  Sep 25, 2014 4:28:00am

Those millions of dollars worth of blood diamonds that Robertson bought with those donations, and kept for himself? All that gold from his dictator pal Charles Taylor? Yeah, it “belongs to God”, he’s just the one living in the multimillion dollar house and has the net worth of around half a billion dollars. All funded by his faithful followers, tax free.


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