Cracked: 6 Halloween Pranks for Sociopaths With Unlimited Budgets
America’s No. 1 holiday celebrating violence and candy is just around the corner, and this year it looks to be better than ever, as the glorious union of art and technology has given us several exciting new ways to decorate our houses for the bitchingest Halloween party in history. Provided you have, like, tons of money. Otherwise you can’t afford any of this nonsense. But maybe you can score an invite from someone who can, because a party where everyone is wearing digitally amorphous face masks in front of a glowing Herculean skull is something we all deserve to attend.
Personally, I think the article started with the best one. I look forward to the day that one comes down in price so it can be deployed at “haunted” attractions. “I ain’t afraid of no ghWhat the f*** is that?!”