Stephen Colbert Interviews Smaug From the Hobbit
Its not often that one of my fellow dragons gets such a high profile interviewer. Obviously Smaug and I disagree on a few things, what with the whole eating people thing and all. That, and he’s clearly a conservative. Too bad for the GOP you have to be born in the US to run for president, or he could be their 2016 front runner.
Then again they wouldn’t have been able to complain about Obama being born in Kenya if that were the case. Hey, there’s about as much evidence Smaug is real as there is that Obama was born outside the US.