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1 nines09  Feb 3, 2015 11:34:36am

And who needs water treatment? Screw clean air. Food safety? You NEED bacteria! Virus? They mutate so quick we can’t CATCH them!
He needs one of them name tags. HELLO. My name is Stewpit.

2 The Vicious Babushka  Feb 3, 2015 11:39:29am

Surgeons should have to wash their hands before performing surgery! Let the free market decide who does the triple bypass operations!

Seriously, doctors were very pissed off the first time someone suggested that maybe they should wash their hands after performing an autopsy and then touching live patients.

3 HappyWarrior  Feb 3, 2015 11:48:52am

But they can’t be gay.

4 jaunte  Feb 3, 2015 12:59:03pm
5 shecky  Feb 3, 2015 1:14:29pm

That boneheaded example of his doesn’t even follow its own logic. Requiring employees disclose when they haven’t washed their hands is just as onerous as requiring employees to wash their hands. His example doesn’t alleviate any regulatory burdens. It just shuffles them around.

6 nines09  Feb 3, 2015 1:21:35pm

In that case, why should people wipe their ass? What a Party. What a joke. Shit where you eat! Freedom! Liberty! What drugs are these cretins on?

7 Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 3, 2015 1:42:39pm

What the fuck is wrong with this country?

8 nines09  Feb 3, 2015 3:46:35pm

I’d like a cheeseburger and fries…wait make that a number 3 and…” Would you like that prepared by an employee who has washed or not washed his hands?” What?…I said I wo..”Yes. A #3. Washed or unwashed?” Huh? “Would you like your food handler to have washed his or her hands after relieving, uh, themselves?” What the fuck are you talking about?!? “We no longer force our workers, in the name of civil and Religious Freedom to cleanse their hands after, uh, going” WHAT?!? “So. Yes or no?” FUCK OFF!

9 Skip Intro  Feb 3, 2015 4:19:01pm

re: #7 Eclectic Cyborg

What the fuck is wrong with this country?

What the fuck is wrong with the third (and I hope it’s only one third) of the country that agrees with everything these dipshits say?

Has Fox News entered the “debate” yet?

10 Khal Wimpo  Feb 3, 2015 6:52:51pm

Let’s just work this little chain of “logic” through,shall we? OK, no hand washing as long as there’s a sign. Because if people see the sign, which says the hands aren’t washed, then they won’t eat there.

But how ‘bout if the restaurant posts the sign … but around the corner & up at the ceiling. OK. So we have to say the sign is posted prominently.

But how ‘bout if the print on the sign is tiny. Fine. So the print has to be 36-point or bigger.

But how ‘bout if the print is white-on-white? OK. The print has to be black, the background to be white.

But how ‘bout if the text is in Urdu? Fine. It has to be in English.

…and I could just keep going here.

So fine Libertarians. You’ve replaced one regulation with four regulations. Good work.

11 nines09  Feb 3, 2015 7:31:39pm

I guess it’s a good thing there is an Overbearing Government Regulation on Prohibiting Shitting On Public Sidewalks…..Isn’t there? Or was that just called civil society? Or sense?

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