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1 nines09  Feb 18, 2015 11:53:22am

Teahadi Law. Zealotry with Stars and Stripes and a Gun Toting Jesus ready to take names and kick ass. And we sit and study ruins of ancient civilizations and wonder what went wrong….

2 sizzzzlerz  Feb 18, 2015 1:29:31pm

Well, now that the unemployment problem and medical insurance issues have been fully and completely addressed, the MT legislature need something to vote on.

By the way, you can have my simulated swingin’ bull testicles when you pry them from my cold pickup truck’s hitch!

3 WhatEVs  Feb 18, 2015 2:21:43pm
4) Montana Legislative Dress Code. A young conservative ascended to speaker of the House this year, and his first order of business was to propose a new dress code that advised women “to be mindful of necklines and skirt lengths” and also to wear only “dress blouses or suit-like dresses,” and never “jersey or fleece material” or leggings.

Dress code for women. Fuck you, you pompous, righteous, sexist asshole. Worry about your own goddamned attire.

7) Ban “Foreign or Religious Law” From American Courts (SB 199). The purpose of this law is to prevent Muslims from using Shariah law to co-opt our legal institutions.

No more putting your hand on the bible and swearing to tell the truth So Help Me God.

Honestly, our gene pool needs culling. Badly.

4 EiMitch  Feb 18, 2015 3:15:58pm
2) Establish Armed Militias in Every Town (SB 130). … This bill would protect citizens by creating local paramilitary groups across the state, known as “home guards,” and would allow sheriffs to mobilize these troops for whatever reason they so choose, without the governor’s consent.

Because if it’s a good ol’ local boy running the show, then it’s not a dictatorship. What did you think they meant by “small government”? A political body with limited powers? Ha! True freedom is found by obeying your local feudal lord.

5) “Encourage Critical Thinking in the Classroom” is the title of HB 321.

Critical thinking in classrooms? If only they meant it. But we’d be forgetting that their idea of “critical thinking” means “blind faith in a literal interpretation of genesis.”

The preamble of this legislation says, “The scientific community has not resolved or answered the questions related to the origins of all life or the origin of our universe.” It would give public school teachers legal immunity if they want to teach “alternative” theories.

HB 321? More like HBS 321.

8) Return All Federal Lands to State Ownership (LC 1758 et al).

9) Nullify All Federal Gun Laws (HB 203).

Yeah, screw the evil yankees. The south shall rise again! … No, wait. I forgot we’re talking about Montana. My bad.

10) Allow Hunting With Silencers (HB 250). The people behind this idea think that big game hunting is too difficult under current rules, because if you take a shot and miss, the animal hears the gunfire and runs.

Lulz! Even with a “silencer” the animal will hear the first shot anyway. “Silencer” is a misnomer. People who know what they’re talking about prefer to call them “suppressors.” Because even when you use one, its still going to be about as loud as a jackhammer. How can people who supposedly love guns this much be so freaking ignorant about them? … Please don’t answer. The more time I spend on this subject, the dumber I feel.

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