“Speaker of the House” - From GOP! The Musical
With all due respect to Victor Hugo…
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
Speaker of the House, acting like a king,
but can’t control the crazy anti-science wing.
Most of them are old, some of them are kooks,
some of them are hanging out with David Duke.
Nobody really likes the orange man,
not many people call him friend,
He’s long ago outstayed his welcome,
but God, if he won’t be there ‘til the end!
Speaker of the House, quick to catch your eye,
never wants a Fox News Host to pass him by.
He pisses off the blacks, his men are full of hate,
thinking all minorities are second rate.
Will do anything to screw Obama,
even if it don’t make sense.
and if you really think about it,
Boehner’s kind of freaking dense!
Charge em for the stamps, extra for the tramps,
get them riled up about the FEMA camps.
Here a little slice, there a little cut,
Gotta keep the new health exchanges shut.
It doesn’t matter what the folks want,
He only cares if you are rich,
Otherwise, he won’t listen,
and wish you were lying in a ditch.
Speaker of the House, doesn’t have a clue,
always needs the Kochs to tell him what to do.
Obamacare repeal, another wasted dime,
gotta do this for the fifty-seventh time.
If you don’t agree with his views,
then you are useless Liberal scum.
He has no time for evil commies,
the folks who would be Stalin’s chum.
Speaker of the House, doesn’t really think,
twiddling his thumbs while his approval shrinks.
Doesn’t have a plan, not much of a man,
But no one ever doubts he’s got a wicked tan.
Got to hold the line on immigration,
Wants to shut the border down,
Then he gets a huge ovation,
But he’ll always be a freaking clown!