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1 Drive By Commenter  Mar 17, 2015 5:46:50pm

Apparently I can jaywalk with impunity. The Bible doesn’t mention internal combustion engines powering vehicles at high speeds on paved roads. I feel free.

2 CriticalDragon1177  Mar 17, 2015 5:50:08pm

re: #1 Drive By Commenter

LOL! I guess you also don’t have to worry about plane crashes either, since the plane that you’re flying in doesn’t exist either.

3 Skip Intro  Mar 17, 2015 6:02:03pm

Dear Ken,

Where did the moon come from, and why does it have all of those craters?

Thanks,

Skip

4 CriticalDragon1177  Mar 17, 2015 6:04:02pm

re: #3 Skip Intro

Good one. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.

5 majii  Mar 17, 2015 6:19:13pm

I’m a Christian, and I believe in science and so do many of my friends who are also Christians.

6 Drive By Commenter  Mar 17, 2015 6:31:45pm

re: #5 majii

I’m a Christian, and I believe in science and so do many of my friends who are also Christians.

And i wish for many more of you in church, regardless of denomination.

7 Drive By Commenter  Mar 17, 2015 6:34:23pm

re: #2 CriticalDragon1177

LOL! I guess you also don’t have to worry about plane crashes either, since the plane that you’re flying in doesn’t exist either.

We can make fun of it, but in the end it is a dead end road that they are on. The truth matters not. Faith over fact. Just as the GOP is Party over Nation. Both are dead ends with a very unhappy ending if traveled to the end.

8 CriticalDragon1177  Mar 17, 2015 6:37:23pm

re: #7 Drive By Commenter

Sad, but true.

9 Aye Pod  Mar 18, 2015 5:31:14am
And we don’t need to worry that an asteroid will obliterate life.

No that would be silly! As any real scientist will tell you, that will be accomplished by Jesus and his scorpion army.

10 b_sharp  Mar 18, 2015 8:06:59am

Ham is a fucking moron.

Anyone who takes what he says and follows it is also a moron.

Have I said yet that Ham is a moron?

Well, Ham is a moron.

11 iceweasel  Mar 18, 2015 11:41:32am

re: #9 Aye Pod

No that would be silly! As any real scientist will tell you, that will be accomplished by Jesus and his scorpion army.

I need to see the Scorpion Army. :)

12 Aye Pod  Mar 18, 2015 11:47:26am

re: #11 iceweasel

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them…

And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.

-Revelation :D

13 cinesimon  Mar 18, 2015 2:08:08pm

This is all exactly the same as not believing in a god, right?

14 CriticalDragon1177  Mar 18, 2015 8:22:34pm

re: #13 cinesimon

Thankfully, ( unlike creationists like Ken Ham ) most people who believe in God, realize that asteroids could still kill us, just like the vast majority of atheists, so I don’t understand what you’re getting at.

15 Nyet  Mar 19, 2015 6:33:53am

It’s not about creationism. It’s about certain religious beliefs that are not limited to creationism or even Christianity and could be held by an evolutionist, Muslim and so on. Someone who believes in the end times prophecies of the Bible or other sacred books also has to believe that humanity won’t be wiped out by an asteroid - at least not before certain things come true.

16 CriticalDragon1177  Mar 19, 2015 10:37:08am

re: #15 Nyet

But most Christians, ( if you’re talking about the ones who aren’t creationist ) don’t take the book of revelation, literally. I would bet that most non fundamentalist Muslims don’t take the dooms days scenario in the Qur’an literally either.

Also deists don’t believe in any book with an end times scenario at all.

17 Nyet  Mar 19, 2015 11:37:36am

re: #16 CriticalDragon1177

But most Christians, ( if you’re talking about the ones who aren’t creationist ) don’t take the book of revelation, literally. I would bet that most non fundamentalist Muslims don’t take the dooms days scenario in the Qur’an literally either.

Also deists don’t believe in any book with an end times scenario at all.

I didn’t say anything about Christians or Muslims who don’t believe in the end times, only about those who do (I have no idea whether most do or don’t and I don’t think you do either; I don’t know what you’re basing your claim of “most” on); I didn’t say anything about deists either. So I’m not sure what to make of your response.

18 CriticalDragon1177  Mar 19, 2015 12:50:52pm

re: #17 Nyet

Well maybe I didn’t understand exactly what you were saying.


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