Wonkette - Alabama Rep. Saves Schoolkids From Learning They Are Disgusting Monkeys
Creationists haven’t given up trying to subvert science education and sneak biblical literalism into our schools. Doktor Zoom talks about their latest attempt to cram pseudoscience down our kids throats while treating the establishment clause like it isn’t there. These people must be stopped, for the future of mankind.
This is exciting! Alabama state Rep. Mack “Not a Porn Name” Butler has introduced a bill that will encourage students to “think critically” about science by allowing teachers greater latitude to add stuff to science classes that isn’t so much science as not science, so everyone can learn more better! As Butler explains on his highly amusing Facebook page, it’s all about freedom and openness, and learning that we didn’t come from monkeys!