President Obama: I Will Never Stop Cramming Obamacare Down America’s Throat
Okay, it’s not entirely SFW but who cares? I’m gloating! I love it! Take that! SCOTUS has upheld Obamacare yet again, and POTUS should celebrate.
Thursday, the Supreme Court ruled, YET AGAIN, that Obamacare is just fine and dandy and great, even if Congress did a really bad job of making all their subjects and verbs agree when they wrote the damn thing.
So can we please stop talking about this now? One person who does not want to stop talking about it is President Obama, who decided to ride around the White House lawn on his victory steed, alternately shouting things like “Suck it so hard, haters!” and “I am the best at Presidenting!” and “Look, Michelle, no hands!”
Bwahahaha! Okay, Obama was too dignified to say anything like that. This is part of what he did say:
“Today, after more than 50 votes in Congress to repeal or weaken this law, after a presidential election based in part on preserving or repealing this law, after multiple challenges to this law before the Supreme Court, the Affordable Care Act is here to say.”
More than 16 million uninsured Americans have gained coverage so far. Nearly 1 in 3 Americans who was uninsured a few years ago is insured today. The uninsured rate in America is the lowest since we began to keep records. … This is not a set of political talking points. This is reality.
Actually I kind of like the Wonkette version, because, Burn!