Epic Twitter Pwnage 2! Creationists Try to Take Down Evolution, Fail Miserably!
Its been a long time since I engaged in some epic twitter pwnage! The first and so far only other time I did, and wrote about it, was a long time ago, when Viciousbabushka and I took on some climate change deniers.
I would say that people like “Free American Media,” Denny Johnson, and Patty’s Paige, should do they’re research, and look at the facts in an objective manner before getting into debates on evolution, but if hey who has the time for that? If there’s one thing you can say about people who believe the Earth is sis thousand years old, instead of four point five billion, there was a talking snake with legs, and Noah’s Ark actually happened, let alone is a plausible story, they don’t have the facts on their side. Yet these people, despite the evil science that opposes them continue to believe, hoping one day to defeat the evil evolutionists conspiracy. If you’re a creationist, you’re probably smarter than a fifth grader, if that fifth grader lived in the dark ages. Never mind that there really wasn’t anything like fifth grade back than.
The PWNage started when my friend @akachefben “General Honkeycaust” responded to Denny Super Christian Patriot Johnson!
@Djj247Denny @S3nt13ntB31ng @FreeAmerican100 @andybud_o pic.twitter.com/z9IuUb1RTr
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 2, 2015
Than the Talking Horse Girl decided to join the debate. Now you might be thinking that a talking horse must be more intelligent than your average horse,
@akachefben @S3nt13ntB31ng @Djj247Denny @FreeAmerican100 @andybud_o If man evolved so far then apes would have too but they did not.
— Patty’s Paige (@TheVictoryTour) August 2, 2015
@thevictorytour @s3nt13ntb31ng @djj247denny @freeamerican100 @andybud_o Common ancestor. You’re demonstrating you don’t understand.
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 2, 2015
@TheVictoryTour @S3nt13ntB31ng @Djj247Denny @FreeAmerican100 @andybud_o pic.twitter.com/or4WPdtVfW
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 2, 2015
Tea Party American Media just couldn’t let his evil un-American socialist science images slide! He need to protect his fellow Americans from General Honkeycaust’s evil satanic facts!
@akachefben no, we believe a dog was created and then branched off into all the species of dogs as the Bible said. Prove that wrong….
— Free American Media (@FreeAmerican100) August 3, 2015
Than I showed up, and did the impossible, proved him wrong! Are you amazed?
@FreeAmerican100 humans are primates, we evolved from monkeys, and are still monkeys. prove that wrong. http://t.co/WFFloluDNM - @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
But of course, Tea Party American Media doesn’t like facts. They oppress him just like having to pay taxes.
@FreeAmerican100 “No evidence for macro evolution” don’t make me laugh! http://t.co/uJKZ7tzMEt - @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
@FreeAmerican100 Speciation is macro evolution, the ancestors of birds were dinosaurs & our ancestors were quadrupedal monkeys - @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
And of course he knows better than all those experts in the field. Peer review and the scientific method can all go to Hell!
@FreeAmerican100 So you think you know better than all the scientists in relevant fields of study? Dream on! - @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
@FreeAmerican100 If that were true mutations wouldn’t exist http://t.co/mfapmjpbvj & http://t.co/CRNJNBxarh - @akachefben 1/2
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
@FreeAmerican100 Man your ignorance is just on display here. Care to continue to show us what a laughingstock you are? - @akachefben 2/2
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
Denny Super Christian Patriot couldn’t help it, he had to do his patriotic duty….
@CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben got any pics of Your family that don’t look human
— Denny Johnson (@Djj247Denny) August 3, 2015
and show everyone what an ignoramus he is.
@CriticalDragon1 @Djj247Denny @akachefben can you say you haven’t searched the whole earth yet? You don’t know what’s out there
— Free American Media (@FreeAmerican100) August 3, 2015
@FreeAmerican100 No but so far we’ve found mountains of evidence for evolution & non for creationism - @Djj247Denny @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
And as you would have guessed, one of them had to bring up, the great impossible deluge known as the Flood of Noah! You know the one with the gigantic boat, and all the inbreeding animals!
@CriticalDragon1 @Djj247Denny @akachefben I would say fossils themselves are proof of a massive flood. Must be covered up fast
— Free American Media (@FreeAmerican100) August 3, 2015
Yes of course the evil atheist scientists ( many of whom happen to be Jews, Christians and Muslims ) across the world are covering up evidence for Noah’s Flood because they hate God! Is it safe to say we’ve entered tin foil hat territory now?
@FreeAmerican100 The story of Noah’s Ark & the world wide flood is a fairytale - http://t.co/4GsP4iwE4O - @Djj247Denny @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
@FreeAmerican100 Scientifically speaking, there are far too many things wrong with that story to count - @Djj247Denny @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
Then the heroic Talking Horse Girl returned,
@CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny @akachefben We do know by examining the earths crust there was a flood & fire & dinosaurs.
— Patty’s Paige (@TheVictoryTour) August 3, 2015
@TheVictoryTour Dinosaurs? yes. Natural disasters? Yes. Worldwide flood that killed people? No - @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
@CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny @akachefben Yes, read the evidence posted.
— Patty’s Paige (@TheVictoryTour) August 3, 2015
I wonder where is this “evidence posted” that Mrs. Ed speaks of, because so far I’m about the only one posting any links to any evidence and it does nothing but power own all of them to death.
Tea Party American Media just couldn’t give up either, he is not an animal, he is a flag with a picture of a snake on it, which oddly enough is the animal that was supposed to have tempted Adam and Eve in the garden of Edan! Coincidence?
@CriticalDragon1 @akachefben you BELIEVE they we’re reptiles at one point. No way to prove that at all. No evidence.
— Free American Media (@FreeAmerican100) August 3, 2015
Never mind that there is overwhelming evidence. He just doesn’t like facts.
One good thing I have to say about these creationist, was at least they were civil, and no I’m not being sarcastic.
@CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben Love these deep intellectual conversations, that are held to educate not berate…
— Patty’s Paige (@TheVictoryTour) August 3, 2015
However, it didn’t make them any less wrong.
@TheVictoryTour In science the word “theory” doesn’t mean a guess http://t.co/gGr109CC0T - @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
Now here’s something to really make you face palm.
@CriticalDragon1 @TheVictoryTour @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben ya proof of theory Is After it happens, PROPHECY continues on uninterrupted
— Denny Johnson (@Djj247Denny) August 3, 2015
@CriticalDragon1 @TheVictoryTour @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben Bahahahahaha. Hey does that sand your head is buried in taste good? 2 recent!
— Denny Johnson (@Djj247Denny) August 3, 2015
I wonder if either of those two “confirmed” instances of biblical prophecy being “fulfilled” mentions a blue dragon power owning creationists to death and than writing about it. Then I would believe!
Anyway, it wasn’t long before the creationists got desperate. You’ll have to see this Talking Horse Girl tweet!
@CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny @akachefben I agree, it is impossible but everything was said in allegories back then…
— Patty’s Paige (@TheVictoryTour) August 3, 2015
@TheVictoryTour You do realize you just backed up my argument by saying the story isn’t literal? - @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
@CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny @akachefben Wasn’t there but there is evidence of a great flood caused by a meteor & tsunami
— Patty’s Paige (@TheVictoryTour) August 3, 2015
@TheVictoryTour We also know that the global flood myth couldn’t have happened - @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny @akachefben 2/2
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 4, 2015
Denny Super Christian Patriot got desperate as well. No way could he accept evolution, no way could he accept science, especially if it meant that something in the Bible was wrong!
@Djj247Denny Desperate now, aren’t you? - @TheVictoryTour @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 3, 2015
@CriticalDragon1 @TheVictoryTour @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben no I’m content knowing God is a mystery to you which is why we connected, GW
— Denny Johnson (@Djj247Denny) August 3, 2015
Um than why are you trying to convince me that evolution is a lie?
@TheVictoryTour @CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben amazed at how such smart people can’t comprehend Biblical text but all else NP
— Denny Johnson (@Djj247Denny) August 3, 2015
I’m amazed by how people can’t comprehend science. Believe me, I comprehend the Bible, probably better than you do, Danny Super Christian Patriot.
@CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben oh so you agree man was created by your own scientific logic…..keep it going
— Denny Johnson (@Djj247Denny) August 3, 2015
Seriously? How could anyone think that not finding mammals in Precambrian strata would support creationism? No! Finding fossils of modern animals in ancient rocks, far older than when those animals were suspected to have evolved, would fly in the face of the evolutionary hypothesis. It would actually be something in favor of, if not creationism, something other than evolution.
I was getting tired, thankfully my commanding officer returned!
@Djj247Denny @S3nt13ntB31ng @FreeAmerican100 @andybud_o @CriticalDragon1 Never happened: argument invalid.
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 3, 2015
@TheVictoryTour @CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 @Djj247Denny everything is constantly evolving. Your mistake is in thinking we’re the goal
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 3, 2015
@Djj247Denny @TheVictoryTour @CriticalDragon1 @FreeAmerican100 individuals don’t evolve. A population evolves generation-generation.
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 3, 2015
@Djj247Denny @FreeAmerican100 @TheVictoryTour @CriticalDragon1 pic.twitter.com/W6RO1mvzid
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 3, 2015
Oh and off course they didn’t like that. I don’t really entirely agree with General Honkeycaust here. I don’t think its the desire to believe that humans are special per say that motivates people like these guys. Still he make some excellent points here that they cannot refute for the life of them.
@TheVictoryTour @Djj247Denny @FreeAmerican100 @CriticalDragon1 spiders spin webs, we think big thoughts. Accidents.
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 3, 2015
@TheVictoryTour Yes it is, if 1 or 2 things had happened differently none of us would be here - @akachefben @Djj247Denny @FreeAmerican100
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 4, 2015
@TheVictoryTour @Djj247Denny @FreeAmerican100 @CriticalDragon1 different evolution. It’s fairly simple.
— General Honkeycaust (@akachefben) August 3, 2015
I may have been tired, but I had to return to the fray. I found out what one of Talking Horse Girl’s “confirmed” prophecies were. She returned to let me know.
@CriticalDragon1 @Djj247Denny @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben Not true, 2 anthropologists say a great flood 5,000 yrs ago caused by a tsunami
— Patty’s Paige (@TheVictoryTour) August 3, 2015
Wow she was desperate! That sounds so similar to forty days and forty nights worth of rain, doesn’t it?
@TheVictoryTour Sorry, no. That wasn’t predicted anywhere in the Bible - @Djj247Denny @FreeAmerican100 @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 4, 2015
@TheVictoryTour Even if it was prophesied, you’d have to find the passage & prove it was written before the event occurred - @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 4, 2015
And how much do you want to bet that she won’t be able to give to even explain to me a process by which archeologists would be able to do that. Plus unsurprisingly, she has yet to provide a source for her claim about the meteor that caused a flood within the past five thousand years.
Tea Party American Media, just couldn’t stand my blasphemy! I had to be defeated along with my vile anti God science.
@CriticalDragon1 @TheVictoryTour @akachefben the bible says the fountains of the deep broken open and we still have the fault lines.
— Free American Media (@FreeAmerican100) August 4, 2015
Yeah that’s what any objective person reading the biblical text for the first time would think of when they read the words, “the fountains of the deep broke open,” plate tectonics, baby!
@FreeAmerican100 Plate tectonics wasn’t caused by Noah’s Flood, nor R fault lines mentioned in the Bible - @TheVictoryTour @akachefben 1/2
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 4, 2015
@FreeAmerican100 besides that geologic process existed long, long, before humans. http://t.co/BMB7EWGNJn - @TheVictoryTour @akachefben 2/2
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 4, 2015
@FreeAmerican100 By the way, both you and @TheVictoryTour have failed to provide any evidence of a world wide flood. - @akachefben
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) August 4, 2015
Well that was certainly productive!