Epic Twitter Pwnage 2! Creationists Try to Take Down Evolution, Fail Miserably!
Its been a long time since I engaged in some epic twitter pwnage! The first and so far only other time I did, and wrote about it, was a long time ago, when Viciousbabushka and I took on some climate change deniers.
I would say that people like “Free American Media,” Denny Johnson, and Patty’s Paige, should do they’re research, and look at the facts in an objective manner before getting into debates on evolution, but if hey who has the time for that? If there’s one thing you can say about people who believe the Earth is sis thousand years old, instead of four point five billion, there was a talking snake with legs, and Noah’s Ark actually happened, let alone is a plausible story, they don’t have the facts on their side. Yet these people, despite the evil science that opposes them continue to believe, hoping one day to defeat the evil evolutionists conspiracy. If you’re a creationist, you’re probably smarter than a fifth grader, if that fifth grader lived in the dark ages. Never mind that there really wasn’t anything like fifth grade back than.
The PWNage started when my friend @akachefben “General Honkeycaust” responded to Denny Super Christian Patriot Johnson!
Than the Talking Horse Girl decided to join the debate. Now you might be thinking that a talking horse must be more intelligent than your average horse,
Tea Party American Media just couldn’t let his evil un-American socialist science images slide! He need to protect his fellow Americans from General Honkeycaust’s evil satanic facts!
@akachefben no, we believe a dog was created and then branched off into all the species of dogs as the Bible said. Prove that wrong….
Than I showed up, and did the impossible, proved him wrong! Are you amazed?
But of course, Tea Party American Media doesn’t like facts. They oppress him just like having to pay taxes.
And of course he knows better than all those experts in the field. Peer review and the scientific method can all go to Hell!
Denny Super Christian Patriot couldn’t help it, he had to do his patriotic duty….
and show everyone what an ignoramus he is.
And as you would have guessed, one of them had to bring up, the great impossible deluge known as the Flood of Noah! You know the one with the gigantic boat, and all the inbreeding animals!
Yes of course the evil atheist scientists ( many of whom happen to be Jews, Christians and Muslims ) across the world are covering up evidence for Noah’s Flood because they hate God! Is it safe to say we’ve entered tin foil hat territory now?
Then the heroic Talking Horse Girl returned,
I wonder where is this “evidence posted” that Mrs. Ed speaks of, because so far I’m about the only one posting any links to any evidence and it does nothing but power own all of them to death.
Tea Party American Media just couldn’t give up either, he is not an animal, he is a flag with a picture of a snake on it, which oddly enough is the animal that was supposed to have tempted Adam and Eve in the garden of Edan! Coincidence?
Never mind that there is overwhelming evidence. He just doesn’t like facts.
One good thing I have to say about these creationist, was at least they were civil, and no I’m not being sarcastic.
However, it didn’t make them any less wrong.
Now here’s something to really make you face palm.
I wonder if either of those two “confirmed” instances of biblical prophecy being “fulfilled” mentions a blue dragon power owning creationists to death and than writing about it. Then I would believe!
Anyway, it wasn’t long before the creationists got desperate. You’ll have to see this Talking Horse Girl tweet!
Denny Super Christian Patriot got desperate as well. No way could he accept evolution, no way could he accept science, especially if it meant that something in the Bible was wrong!
Um than why are you trying to convince me that evolution is a lie?
I’m amazed by how people can’t comprehend science. Believe me, I comprehend the Bible, probably better than you do, Danny Super Christian Patriot.
Seriously? How could anyone think that not finding mammals in Precambrian strata would support creationism? No! Finding fossils of modern animals in ancient rocks, far older than when those animals were suspected to have evolved, would fly in the face of the evolutionary hypothesis. It would actually be something in favor of, if not creationism, something other than evolution.
I was getting tired, thankfully my commanding officer returned!
Oh and off course they didn’t like that. I don’t really entirely agree with General Honkeycaust here. I don’t think its the desire to believe that humans are special per say that motivates people like these guys. Still he make some excellent points here that they cannot refute for the life of them.
I may have been tired, but I had to return to the fray. I found out what one of Talking Horse Girl’s “confirmed” prophecies were. She returned to let me know.
Wow she was desperate! That sounds so similar to forty days and forty nights worth of rain, doesn’t it?
And how much do you want to bet that she won’t be able to give to even explain to me a process by which archeologists would be able to do that. Plus unsurprisingly, she has yet to provide a source for her claim about the meteor that caused a flood within the past five thousand years.
Tea Party American Media, just couldn’t stand my blasphemy! I had to be defeated along with my vile anti God science.
Yeah that’s what any objective person reading the biblical text for the first time would think of when they read the words, “the fountains of the deep broke open,” plate tectonics, baby!
Well that was certainly productive!