Mirror does a Stupid story on Doctor Who
It should be noted that the the British Press has a history of exaggerating or flat out making up stories about Doctor Who, and it’s filming.
But this one is so stupid so as to take the cake, er custard creams.
Doctor Who is facing his biggest battle yet - against custard creams.
Lead star Peter Capaldi has reportedly been banned from eating the biscuits after taking a fancy to them during fiming.
Co-star Jenna Coleman - who plays his sidekick Clara Oswald - is allegedly the person responsible for getting the actor hooked.
Producers are believed to have got worried when the brunette asked catering to order heaps of the treats for the cast.
Bosses have since panicked about the stars’ diets and ordered the snacking to stop.
However sneaky Jenna isn’t prepared to go cold turkey just yet.
A source told The Daily Star: “They’ve been taken off the menu but Jenna keeps an emergency packet in her dressing room.”
Thankfully, the BBC has slapped it down, denying that this story is true on any level.
This is not the first time the Daily Mirror has pulled this stunt, and other tabloids have been even worse. The US press is bad, but the British Press might be worse.